Bautista isn’t holding back and I love it roast him more
unfunnyryan on
>Known for delivering the “Bautista Bomb” during his WWE days, Bautista slammed Trump with brutal zingers that eviscerated Trump’s image for over two minutes.
>“Fellas, we’ve got to talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him. He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. … Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. … He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms.
>“He’s moody, he pouts, he throws tantrums. He acts like a five-year-old behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for Putin. And he’s cattier on social media than a middle school mean girl. … Most of all, he’s a weak, tubby toddler,” Bautista said.
2ndprize on
The giraffe thing got me
SuperGenius9800 on
It’s a must watch epic take down.
ToeSniffer245 on
How can anyone look at this quivering old man and see an ultra-masculine hero that only wants what’s best for everyone?
It baffles me and always will.
Mike_Pences_Mother on
Welp, if Trumplethinskin wins in November this guy is on the list
UsedCouchesAndGloves on
Not wrong. Only betas support Trump.
SanguShellz on
Pure heat, no kayfabe.
ButtholeCharles on
God damn. Dave went in. Like, all the way in.
coffeeandtrout on
Poor little Trumplethinskin ain’t gonna be happy and I like it but why bring Dolly in this Dave?
Mother_Knows_Best-22 on
Why the hell would he disparage Dolly like that????
Dump wears more makeup than Tammy Faye Baker! Don’t ever, ever disparage a incredible human like Dolly. That woman has done a lot for average Americans in need and for people in general.
graumet on
This was hilarious. So is this, Imagine Trump under a hood, imagine Trump chopping wood. Imagine Trump building a fire. Imagine Trump changing a tire.
I_like_baseball90 on
Bautista, love the guy.
I hope a lot of people see this, it’s literally what we’re all saying.
Neoliberal_Boogeyman on
Why you gotta drag Dolly Parton into this tho
ToonamiFaith on
This is why Batista is my 🐐
Ok_Gas2086 on
I dont know who he is, but he says what the world is thinking!
Pegasus7915 on
I didn’t think I could love Bautista more, but here we are!
Sidwill on
I love it.
SaggyDaNewt on
This has me in tears, what an incredible analogy
The1andonlyZack on
The Batista/Jericho double turn in real life is something else to see in real time.
Dapper-Percentage-64 on
Should be on 24/7 rotation everywhere
Dorkseid1687 on
Batista rocks
forceblast on
Here’s the video. Share it far and wide. It should be run 24×7 on Fox News.
Holy shit call the cops, I just witnessed a murder!! 💀💀💀
autotldr on
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://variety.com/2024/film/news/dave-bautista-roasts-donald-trump-masculinity-1236181033/) reduced by 54%. (I’m a bot)
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> Dave Bautista announced in late September his support for Kamala Harris in the upcoming presidential election, but he took things to a whole new level in a segment on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" where he tore into Donald Trump's masculinity.
> Kimmel noted that Trump is polling ahead of Harris among male voters but doubted that he's "The strong, Alpha man these men believe him to be." Cut to a clip of Bautista being a tough guy at a boxing gym and branding Trump a "Whiny little bitch.”
> "A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He's not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It's like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.”
Big respect for Bautista. He’s probably alienating quite a few old friends from his wrestling days for doing this.
I used to lift weights at a gym in Northern Virginia in the early 2000s or so and he was there quite a bit. I left him alone back then (he was just starting to hit the big time) but he was always so nice and gracious to anyone who talked to him.
He fucking killed it in the new Blade Runner and GotG too!
ConsiderationWild833 on
I need this as a national ad!! Bring the pain
CharlesB43 on
of course people are commenting things like “pretty rich coming from a man who wears pearls”, to me that just screams confidence, comfortability in his own skin and masculinity. Why can’t men wear pearls and paint their nails?
I’m sure the pound of makeup crew (trump and jesse watters) will jump right on how unmanly batista is.
fistofthefuture on
That’s the WWE trash talk I love
KwisatzHaderachPaul on
Drax 4 Life
JellicoAlpha_3_1 on
Trump will call him Nasty
That is what he calls people who are mean to them. He says they are Nasty people
Then he’ll give him a nickname
Like Dumb Dave Bautista
Or Dingbat Dave
chillywanton on
I love when people with more prominence call out Trump in such unfiltered ways.
nosayso on
This is just objectively true and everyone acting like Trump is some kind of alpha needs this shit thrown in their face constantly. Politicians won’t go there because it’s undecorus, but props to Dave. If that pants-shitting dementia patient is your idol then that’s just pathetic.
JacquoRock on
Oh my god, this did my heart good. I am going to listen to this all day long today.
No_Plenty_9484 on
Gawd Daamn!
CEOPhilosopher on
God, I love Batista. More than I can say.
ShiveYarbles on
Dave Bautista has a keen eye for the truth
Zerostar39 on
In my head I read those quotes like Drax was saying them
Hottieworkings on
Stop, Dave. You had me at, “he wears more make up than Dolly Parton”
No offense to Dolly, cause I love her too
bigt503 on
How does everyone not see this? How does he have a single supporter?? I literally can’t understand it
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Bautista isn’t holding back and I love it roast him more
>Known for delivering the “Bautista Bomb” during his WWE days, Bautista slammed Trump with brutal zingers that eviscerated Trump’s image for over two minutes.
>“Fellas, we’ve got to talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him. He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. … Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. … He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms.
>“He’s moody, he pouts, he throws tantrums. He acts like a five-year-old behind the wheel of a truck. He bends over for Putin. And he’s cattier on social media than a middle school mean girl. … Most of all, he’s a weak, tubby toddler,” Bautista said.
The giraffe thing got me
It’s a must watch epic take down.
How can anyone look at this quivering old man and see an ultra-masculine hero that only wants what’s best for everyone?
It baffles me and always will.
Welp, if Trumplethinskin wins in November this guy is on the list
Not wrong. Only betas support Trump.
Pure heat, no kayfabe.
God damn. Dave went in. Like, all the way in.
Poor little Trumplethinskin ain’t gonna be happy and I like it but why bring Dolly in this Dave?
Why the hell would he disparage Dolly like that????
Dump wears more makeup than Tammy Faye Baker! Don’t ever, ever disparage a incredible human like Dolly. That woman has done a lot for average Americans in need and for people in general.
This was hilarious. So is this, Imagine Trump under a hood, imagine Trump chopping wood. Imagine Trump building a fire. Imagine Trump changing a tire.
Bautista, love the guy.
I hope a lot of people see this, it’s literally what we’re all saying.
Why you gotta drag Dolly Parton into this tho
This is why Batista is my 🐐
I dont know who he is, but he says what the world is thinking!
I didn’t think I could love Bautista more, but here we are!
I love it.
This has me in tears, what an incredible analogy
The Batista/Jericho double turn in real life is something else to see in real time.
Should be on 24/7 rotation everywhere
Batista rocks
Here’s the video. Share it far and wide. It should be run 24×7 on Fox News.
https://youtu.be/rn-Dw2JUVmo?t=894
Holy shit call the cops, I just witnessed a murder!! 💀💀💀
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://variety.com/2024/film/news/dave-bautista-roasts-donald-trump-masculinity-1236181033/) reduced by 54%. (I’m a bot)
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> Dave Bautista announced in late September his support for Kamala Harris in the upcoming presidential election, but he took things to a whole new level in a segment on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" where he tore into Donald Trump's masculinity.
> Kimmel noted that Trump is polling ahead of Harris among male voters but doubted that he's "The strong, Alpha man these men believe him to be." Cut to a clip of Bautista being a tough guy at a boxing gym and branding Trump a "Whiny little bitch.”
> "A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He's not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It's like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.”
*****
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That bit was hilarious.
Big respect for Bautista. He’s probably alienating quite a few old friends from his wrestling days for doing this.
I used to lift weights at a gym in Northern Virginia in the early 2000s or so and he was there quite a bit. I left him alone back then (he was just starting to hit the big time) but he was always so nice and gracious to anyone who talked to him.
He fucking killed it in the new Blade Runner and GotG too!
I need this as a national ad!! Bring the pain
of course people are commenting things like “pretty rich coming from a man who wears pearls”, to me that just screams confidence, comfortability in his own skin and masculinity. Why can’t men wear pearls and paint their nails?
I’m sure the pound of makeup crew (trump and jesse watters) will jump right on how unmanly batista is.
That’s the WWE trash talk I love
Drax 4 Life
Trump will call him Nasty
That is what he calls people who are mean to them. He says they are Nasty people
Then he’ll give him a nickname
Like Dumb Dave Bautista
Or Dingbat Dave
I love when people with more prominence call out Trump in such unfiltered ways.
This is just objectively true and everyone acting like Trump is some kind of alpha needs this shit thrown in their face constantly. Politicians won’t go there because it’s undecorus, but props to Dave. If that pants-shitting dementia patient is your idol then that’s just pathetic.
Oh my god, this did my heart good. I am going to listen to this all day long today.
Gawd Daamn!
God, I love Batista. More than I can say.
Dave Bautista has a keen eye for the truth
In my head I read those quotes like Drax was saying them
Stop, Dave. You had me at, “he wears more make up than Dolly Parton”
No offense to Dolly, cause I love her too
How does everyone not see this? How does he have a single supporter?? I literally can’t understand it