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MichaelFusion44 on
He needs a weave for that terrible comb-over
SatiricLoki on
If what he does is “the weave”, then “the weave” is giving rambling incoherent answers to questions.
armchairmegalomaniac on
Donald Duck ‘n Weave
MrLurid on
“I’m not having diarrhoea, I’m weaving into my toilet.”
zedanger on
Only ‘weave’ I’ve seen is that fat old bastard weaving on stage at that trainwreck of a townhall– a weave that notably included him giving two invisible handjobs as he’s wont to do.
CaptainNoBoat on
I love how he’s trying to “brand” his incoherent ramblings.
Trailing off into 10 other irrelevant subjects isn’t a speaking style, Donnie. It just means you’ve lost your mind.
PopeHonkersXII on
The journalists that are sane-washing Trump are going to be among his first victims if he returns to power. People will make terrible long term decisions for short term financial gain.
12345Hamburger on
I like how he thinks this is some big “gotcha” or justification for why he talks the way he does…. when you’re the President of the United States, the dumbest person in the crowd should be able to understand what you’re saying and relate to it. Bush Jr. famously “dumbed down” his public speaking. Obama and Clinton didn’t really dumb themselves down, but they were just so good at public speaking you could follow along easily.
Trump is just rambling incoherently, which is bad, but then he’s claiming he’s just speaking in some complex jabberwockian syntax, which is also bad for public speaking. Either way he looks like an idiot.
TrinkieTrinkie522cat on
The “weave” aka Alzheimer’s Sundowners, Someone needs to contact Adult Protective Services.
CurrentlyLucid on
Only weave he has going is that hair.
Chessmasterrex on
It’s not word salad, it’s weave salad.
FanDry5374 on
If that’s “weaving” both the warp and the weft are tangled and fraying.
Ok_Signature3413 on
I heard his father also had “the weave”.
angrypooka on
This interview was so awkward to watch. Trump doesn’t understand basic economics that it’s embarrassing.
forceblast on
I need to come up with some cool branding to cover up my flaws. What’s a cool name for when I spend way too much money on gadgets?
Ornery_Flounder3142 on
How about we don’t let him rename incoherent rambling?
ImLikeReallySmart on
Even if he wasn’t bullshitting, it’s still a really awful way for a leader to communicate.
rp2784 on
I don’t think he knows what he thinks it is! Weaving?
BadSignificant8458 on
Trumps weave is on his head not in it.
briansabeans on
He’s demented and he was a moron before he lost his mind. He’s also 78 years old, morbidly obese, and a convicted rapist and felon. On 1/6/21, he organized and riled up a large group of people to attack the capitol. Yet half the country still wants him to be President. How has our country gotten so stupid and cruel?
Navosh on
Just a gentle reminder. It is not just about Trump being old or incoherent, he has proved in past to be incompetent as a president.
The international trade deficit Trump promised to reduce went up during his presidency. The U.S. trade deficit in goods and services in 2020 was the highest since 2008 and increased 36.3% from 2016. – The effect of last trade tarrifs.
Violent crime was up under Trump and has reduced under Biden.
Trump is not first time candidate, we already know what are implications of his presidency. He also suggested injecting disinfectant as a possible cure for Covid-19 in a public address as the president. He also morphed the map of Hurricane Dorian with a sharpie in actual public release of cyclone warnings as president of the USA.
People need to stop loving Trump for his vibes. We already know Mexico did not pay for the border wall. It is not 2016 that Trump’s words can be taken at face value. Much less assuming favourably about his actions on stage.
Just plain facts.
mexicantruffle on
Stop trying to make weave happen.
AaronsAaAardvarks on
My grandfather did the weave a lot shortly before he died.
FiendishHawk on
He used to do this deliberately as a method of fast talk.
Most politicians um and ah or pause when they need to think of what to say next. But people are stupid and assume this means they are about to lie. So flim-flam men like Trump make sure they never pause so that they always sound confident.
But as Trump loses his mental faculties with age, the nonsensical patter goes on longer and longer until it becomes the majority of what he says.
codacoda74 on
Yeah, just rename stepping in dog poop as intentional The Smear and you’re good to go.
assesandwheels on
Just ask him to prove it. If you can turn the weave on, then you must be able to turn it off too. Please answer this next question without using the weave.
gatsby712 on
It’s amazing how he and his campaign are trying to convince people that a symptom of mental illness, flight of ideas, is a rhetorical device called the weave. Genius marketing folks over there.
beatmastapete on
trumps doing the weave in his diaper. we cant have this old decrepid turd running anything, nevermind our country.
mymar101 on
The problem is he weaves and never answers the question he was asked.
Scummy_Waters on
We was a weaving and a wobbling to Ave Maria four fucking times!
redlee415 on
It’s called cognitive impairment numb nuts.
thathairinyourmouth on
Someone explain the common use of “weave” has to do with hair for a group of people he absolutely hates.
fr0z3nf1r3 on
Did he create a term for his ability to avoid the truth?
apex_flux_34 on
He does weave. Lies.
TheMadMason on
He’s basically a meme now.
Interviewer: Mr president what do you think of boarder control.
Trump: let’s talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does…
HeloGurlFvckPutin on
I seriously cannot listen to him anymore. Posters please give transcripts of what you are posting, plz!
PsychoAnalLies on
Most recently known as ‘the Dodge’.
FantasticTumbleweed4 on
The only weave this guy is familiar with is the one on top of his head.
dreamcastfanboy34 on
Steven Miller literally said it was the best interview in political history 😂
clapperssailing on
He weaves in his pants too.
SchrodingersTIKTOK on
Bottom of his class at Wharton. Just sayin.
Anonymous_l0 on
Weave = ramblings from a senile loser
Horror_Ad7540 on
Police officer : “Sir, are you under the influence of alcohol or narcotics?”
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He needs a weave for that terrible comb-over
If what he does is “the weave”, then “the weave” is giving rambling incoherent answers to questions.
Donald Duck ‘n Weave
“I’m not having diarrhoea, I’m weaving into my toilet.”
Only ‘weave’ I’ve seen is that fat old bastard weaving on stage at that trainwreck of a townhall– a weave that notably included him giving two invisible handjobs as he’s wont to do.
I love how he’s trying to “brand” his incoherent ramblings.
Trailing off into 10 other irrelevant subjects isn’t a speaking style, Donnie. It just means you’ve lost your mind.
The journalists that are sane-washing Trump are going to be among his first victims if he returns to power. People will make terrible long term decisions for short term financial gain.
I like how he thinks this is some big “gotcha” or justification for why he talks the way he does…. when you’re the President of the United States, the dumbest person in the crowd should be able to understand what you’re saying and relate to it. Bush Jr. famously “dumbed down” his public speaking. Obama and Clinton didn’t really dumb themselves down, but they were just so good at public speaking you could follow along easily.
Trump is just rambling incoherently, which is bad, but then he’s claiming he’s just speaking in some complex jabberwockian syntax, which is also bad for public speaking. Either way he looks like an idiot.
The “weave” aka Alzheimer’s Sundowners, Someone needs to contact Adult Protective Services.
Only weave he has going is that hair.
It’s not word salad, it’s weave salad.
If that’s “weaving” both the warp and the weft are tangled and fraying.
I heard his father also had “the weave”.
This interview was so awkward to watch. Trump doesn’t understand basic economics that it’s embarrassing.
I need to come up with some cool branding to cover up my flaws. What’s a cool name for when I spend way too much money on gadgets?
How about we don’t let him rename incoherent rambling?
Even if he wasn’t bullshitting, it’s still a really awful way for a leader to communicate.
I don’t think he knows what he thinks it is! Weaving?
Trumps weave is on his head not in it.
He’s demented and he was a moron before he lost his mind. He’s also 78 years old, morbidly obese, and a convicted rapist and felon. On 1/6/21, he organized and riled up a large group of people to attack the capitol. Yet half the country still wants him to be President. How has our country gotten so stupid and cruel?
Just a gentle reminder. It is not just about Trump being old or incoherent, he has proved in past to be incompetent as a president.
The international trade deficit Trump promised to reduce went up during his presidency. The U.S. trade deficit in goods and services in 2020 was the highest since 2008 and increased 36.3% from 2016. – The effect of last trade tarrifs.
Violent crime was up under Trump and has reduced under Biden.
Trump is not first time candidate, we already know what are implications of his presidency. He also suggested injecting disinfectant as a possible cure for Covid-19 in a public address as the president. He also morphed the map of Hurricane Dorian with a sharpie in actual public release of cyclone warnings as president of the USA.
People need to stop loving Trump for his vibes. We already know Mexico did not pay for the border wall. It is not 2016 that Trump’s words can be taken at face value. Much less assuming favourably about his actions on stage.
Just plain facts.
Stop trying to make weave happen.
My grandfather did the weave a lot shortly before he died.
He used to do this deliberately as a method of fast talk.
Most politicians um and ah or pause when they need to think of what to say next. But people are stupid and assume this means they are about to lie. So flim-flam men like Trump make sure they never pause so that they always sound confident.
But as Trump loses his mental faculties with age, the nonsensical patter goes on longer and longer until it becomes the majority of what he says.
Yeah, just rename stepping in dog poop as intentional The Smear and you’re good to go.
Just ask him to prove it. If you can turn the weave on, then you must be able to turn it off too. Please answer this next question without using the weave.
It’s amazing how he and his campaign are trying to convince people that a symptom of mental illness, flight of ideas, is a rhetorical device called the weave. Genius marketing folks over there.
trumps doing the weave in his diaper. we cant have this old decrepid turd running anything, nevermind our country.
The problem is he weaves and never answers the question he was asked.
We was a weaving and a wobbling to Ave Maria four fucking times!
It’s called cognitive impairment numb nuts.
Someone explain the common use of “weave” has to do with hair for a group of people he absolutely hates.
Did he create a term for his ability to avoid the truth?
He does weave. Lies.
He’s basically a meme now.
Interviewer: Mr president what do you think of boarder control.
Trump: let’s talk about buttered sausage, where it comes from, what it does…
I seriously cannot listen to him anymore. Posters please give transcripts of what you are posting, plz!
Most recently known as ‘the Dodge’.
The only weave this guy is familiar with is the one on top of his head.
Steven Miller literally said it was the best interview in political history 😂
He weaves in his pants too.
Bottom of his class at Wharton. Just sayin.
Weave = ramblings from a senile loser
Police officer : “Sir, are you under the influence of alcohol or narcotics?”
Driver: “No, I’m doing the weave”.
His brain is mush.
“The Weave”: formerly known as word salad.