Marjorie Taylor Greene doubles down on government weather control theory in face of Helene backlash

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  1. ThisNameDoesntCount on

    These are always funny cause why wouldn’t an entity that could make a cat 5 hurricane not just take your shit straight up. Like why waste the resources lol

  2. I know the USA doesnt have weather control because we would be using it to sanction states like Russia, Iran, and North Korea

  3. Ok, it’s well established at this point that there are a lot of things seriously wrong with her, so I’m going to stop asking about it.

    What I want to know is: **WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH GEORGIA’S VOTERS?**

  4. This Russian asset doesn’t need American media attention. Let her finally be demoted to just an “idiot”!

  5. DrPepperBetter on

    It may just be me, but I don’t think we should allow stupid and insane people to run our government 🤷

  6. Wheat_Grinder on

    I think it was actually God sending natural disasters to punish the wicked

    Oh does that idea fall flat when it’s Republicans who are affected?

  7. EmergencyStomach8351 on

    OKAY MTG, the government itself is capable of creating and controlling catastrophic weather events that can displace and kill thousands of people, BUT CLIMATE CHANGE ISN’T REAL???? I can’t with these complete fucking idiots, they are going to kill us all. Climate change was 10000% undeniably exacerbated by HUMAN ACTIVITY and anyone who disagrees can quite honestly just fuck off because you are endangering the entire human race. NO brain cells, no logic, no compassion, nothing. Fuck. I can’t with MAGA people — you have NO idea how dangerous your mental deficiency is for EVERYONE around you.

  8. Physical-Dare5059 on

    This troll needs to crawl back under the bridge and go back to banging the tantric zangief cosplayer on the low. Leave the rest of America alone.

  9. So the same woman that said humans can’t control climate change because we can’t control the climate, now says we can but only Dems can, just Dems. Make it make sense

  10. -misanthroptimist on

    She says that because she is both ignorant of any science whatsoever and she’s nuts.

  11. Ok so instead of trying to explain to them how the global jet stream works with high and low pressure systems and record Gulf heat to create a hurricane, we just agree with them.

    Tell the conspiracycultists that since Dems can create a precisely targeted 800 mile wide storm at the snap of a finger- and they know where they live- they need to STFU, or ELSE.
    Then tell ’em Dems are secretly contacting all other countries and threatening to take over earth with their Storm-God powers and give free school lunches to all their kids.

  12. pithynotpithy on

    So one party is frantically trying to pass legislation to get help to people in need, regardless of who they voted for. The other part is sitting on their asses, making up fantastical stories about all powerful Democrats causing hurricanes for some reason.

    God

  13. “Simon is trying out his latest evil invention, **the weather making machine**. This dangerous device creates artificial storms and other natural disasters which Simon hopes to use for his own plans of world conquest.”

    Thankfully Underdog saved the day when Simon Bar Sinister tried MTG’s theory.

  14. myPOLopinions on

    So climate change isn’t man made, but man can control the weather? As what, a plot to underpay researchers?

  15. nonsensestuff on

    I don’t understand how she’s allowed to keep her job while spinning out unsubstantiated conspiracy theories about the government she works for… Like if I spewed lies publicly about my company, I’d be kicked out the same day and probably sued for defamation if said lies were damaging enough.

    I cannot comprehend how every day Americans are held to higher standards in their jobs than the people who work in the highest levels of our government.

  16. If the Democrats had weather control, this dumb bitch would have been struck by lightning long ago.

  17. bluedreamsensi on

    Remember:

    Manmade climate change = *not real*

    Democrats control the weather = *real*

  18. ActualCentrist on

    This is the problem. In a sane world, if you are wrong and factual evidence is stacked against you, you are supposed to stand down and concede. MAGA has embraced this Roy Cohn approach (mentored to Trump), which is that you should never back down, admit you’re wrong, or admit fault. And they are taking us off a cliff. They have fully embraced the same tactic the Nazis did under Goebbels.

  19. She’s dumber than dirt. Which begs to ask…how dumb are the people in Georgia, District 14 to keep electing her. What has she done for her district? Other than make herself look like clueless.

  20. Expensive-Dinner6684 on

    So..

    If a catastrophe happens in a blue state is God, if it’s a red state is the dems…

    Seems to me she’s implying God is a democrat.

  21. tbonerrevisited on

    Let’s not forget she was elected to office….that should scare the crap out of anyone.😳

  22. ZealousidealDog4207 on

    So they DON’T believe in man-made climate change, but they DO believe in Democrat-controlled storm systems?

    Fucking dorks.

  23. Seen this in another thread:

    The same people that tell us global warming isn’t real because humans can’t affect the climate, are telling us humans can precisely control hurricanes.

    Which is, do we control the weather or not. Guess it depends how it will affect Biden.

  24. When it happens in a blue state it’s because god is angry about the gays. When it happens in a red state it’s because the libs are controlling the weather. I guess we’re more powerful than god.

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