“He isn’t dead. He just needs some milk and rest and a lot of tape to hold him back together”
suddenly-scrooge on
he gone
sppy1 on
Did he page you?
_TheBored_ on
Yeah he’s dead
Responsible_Wolf5658 on
This is giving the same energy as when you ask a toddler what they have in their hand and they run away instead of answering.
BiggieMediums on
To acknowledge his assassination would be to paint themselves into a corner and having to escalate higher than they want to.
New_Scientist_8622 on
He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
umo2k on
The guy on the pic looks like Ahmet, the dead terrorist.
Waleebe on
This is coming from someone who really doesn’t want a promotion.
Smegmaliciousss on
I bet he’s virginless in hell
PsychologicalTalk156 on
In good health and probably also in the French Riviera living it up on the Iranian taxpayer rial
GuitarGeezer on
Im not dead. I feel happy i feel happy!
Cheeeeeseburger on
His “health” is likely pouring out of him in some bombed out tunnel/bunker. These dudes are huge pussies.
AlbertaSucksDick on
So … why doesn’t he do it himself lol
dolphan117 on
I’m in good health. And hiding in the deepest have I can find.
ijustlurkhere_ on
And if you believe that – *i’ve got a pager to sell you.*
smurfsundermybed on
He’s fine. He’s over there with the blind kid who keeps petting him, saying “pretty bird.”
Rossum81 on
Not enough of him to fit into a soup can, then.
BasisSome8475 on
He’s in good hellth, alright.
darokrol on
He’s condition is very stable. xD.
Thomb on
Weekend at Esmail‘s
zachchips90 on
Just like they talked to people on their former presidents chopper after it crashed and they were later found all dead
GrapeSwimming69 on
He answered that page I believe.
Adept-Mulberry-8720 on
Lies, he’s buried in Arab Bricks a few stories deep! Lying is bad a you go to Hell and there are no 72 virgins there!
JosebaZilarte on
Is there an antonym for “power vacuum”? Some position of power so toxic/dangerous that nobody wants to take it?
anotherpredditor on
Hes fine but please send water and more oxygen.
Sehrengiz on
While he supports israel with much trade including petrol and steel for their war effort. He’s just words and no action.
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OK now we know he is dead for sure
So he’s super fucking dead right?
He’s pining for the fjords
“He isn’t dead. He just needs some milk and rest and a lot of tape to hold him back together”
he gone
Did he page you?
Yeah he’s dead
This is giving the same energy as when you ask a toddler what they have in their hand and they run away instead of answering.
To acknowledge his assassination would be to paint themselves into a corner and having to escalate higher than they want to.
He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
The guy on the pic looks like Ahmet, the dead terrorist.
This is coming from someone who really doesn’t want a promotion.
I bet he’s virginless in hell
In good health and probably also in the French Riviera living it up on the Iranian taxpayer rial
Im not dead. I feel happy i feel happy!
His “health” is likely pouring out of him in some bombed out tunnel/bunker. These dudes are huge pussies.
So … why doesn’t he do it himself lol
I’m in good health. And hiding in the deepest have I can find.
And if you believe that – *i’ve got a pager to sell you.*
He’s fine. He’s over there with the blind kid who keeps petting him, saying “pretty bird.”
Not enough of him to fit into a soup can, then.
He’s in good hellth, alright.
He’s condition is very stable. xD.
Weekend at Esmail‘s
Just like they talked to people on their former presidents chopper after it crashed and they were later found all dead
He answered that page I believe.
Lies, he’s buried in Arab Bricks a few stories deep! Lying is bad a you go to Hell and there are no 72 virgins there!
Is there an antonym for “power vacuum”? Some position of power so toxic/dangerous that nobody wants to take it?
Hes fine but please send water and more oxygen.
While he supports israel with much trade including petrol and steel for their war effort. He’s just words and no action.