Please send every military available asset to Ukraine. Russia is crumbling and zero more Ukrainians should suffer because of Putins wrath.
Ban-Circumcision-Now on
There you go Trump, he’ll give you immunity!
monkeygoneape on
That desperate eh?
Perfidious0Albion on
4 years later
*Putin signs law revoking criminal immunity*
thefirstmoneth on
maybe, prison maintenance costs are expensive now.
MrWFL on
So if you kill Putin, you can just go to the army to fight, and surrender?
lunchsnek on
So they can continue committing crimes outside of prison
OkayButFoRealz on
Next step: Frivolous law signings and mass arrests?
Aka conscription with extra steps..
TK7000 on
I suspect the bar for “crime” is going to be set quite low very quickly.
bestestopinion on
I certainly hope this doesn’t lead to people being unduly accused of crimes
Zenshinn on
So they can just arrest anybody for any BS reason then offer them this deal. Genius.
SquirrelTeamSix on
Doesn’t matter long term since he’s sending them all to be killed anyway.
MusicFilmandGameguy on
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Majik_Sheff on
So they’re just adding retroactivity to the criminal immunity of their soldiers.
Keep beating that drum, Putin. It’ll make it harder to tell if the boots are marching toward or away from you.
Klarthy on
The fine print probably says: “immunity for crimes committed within Ukraine”. But they probably aren’t making it back anyways.
E4g6d4bg7 on
A lot of Russian officers about to fragged Vietnam style.
BinaryPear on
This can’t end well
Blunt552 on
I mean this basicially confirms that Russia is running out of resources and manpower.
bpeden99 on
To defeat “criminals”, they will deploy criminals… (Criminals of their own laws)
The eyes of the world are upon them, and it’s dismaying
secretusername555 on
Maybe the plan all along is to reduce numbers of people to get rid of the bad Apples. Once he’s got enough killed he may retreat.
humpherman on
I really hope that bites him in the ass.
metalmelts on
Putin is going to either pull a German retreat to Argentina or be dead within two weeks.
Edit: Putin doesn’t even realize his position at this time, all the people that he’s begging for assistance could literally walk across Russia right now. Ukraine has done all the hard work, China could basically eliminate Russia from the world map at this moment and it wouldn’t be that difficult to do, he doesn’t realize the damage he has done to his people, the recovery of Russia will depend on the test of the world, and those people are not happy
StressfulRiceball on
So… Steal money, send offshore, go to jail, deploy to Ukraine, defect to Ukraine using offshore money, repeat
Infinite money glitch?
BlinKlinton on
Russia has no decency. No country ever did same kind of things.
_Ludovico on
Apparently refusing to submit to conscription is a criminal offense for which joining the army would give immunity 🤔🙃
macross1984 on
Join the army, receive immunity, and die quickly at the front.
Sucih on
So it’s the purge
skudzthecat on
Immunity + army = death sentence
alppu on
So anyone dragged to court system can choose their punishment method to be torture in the army and execution by Ukrainian drone.
rodgee on
Any one not facing a death penalty is now wether they go or stay catch 22
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Please send every military available asset to Ukraine. Russia is crumbling and zero more Ukrainians should suffer because of Putins wrath.
There you go Trump, he’ll give you immunity!
That desperate eh?
4 years later
*Putin signs law revoking criminal immunity*
maybe, prison maintenance costs are expensive now.
So if you kill Putin, you can just go to the army to fight, and surrender?
So they can continue committing crimes outside of prison
Next step: Frivolous law signings and mass arrests?
Aka conscription with extra steps..
I suspect the bar for “crime” is going to be set quite low very quickly.
I certainly hope this doesn’t lead to people being unduly accused of crimes
So they can just arrest anybody for any BS reason then offer them this deal. Genius.
Doesn’t matter long term since he’s sending them all to be killed anyway.
ðŸ§
So they’re just adding retroactivity to the criminal immunity of their soldiers.
Keep beating that drum, Putin. It’ll make it harder to tell if the boots are marching toward or away from you.
The fine print probably says: “immunity for crimes committed within Ukraine”. But they probably aren’t making it back anyways.
A lot of Russian officers about to fragged Vietnam style.
This can’t end well
I mean this basicially confirms that Russia is running out of resources and manpower.
To defeat “criminals”, they will deploy criminals… (Criminals of their own laws)
The eyes of the world are upon them, and it’s dismaying
Maybe the plan all along is to reduce numbers of people to get rid of the bad Apples. Once he’s got enough killed he may retreat.
I really hope that bites him in the ass.
Putin is going to either pull a German retreat to Argentina or be dead within two weeks.
Edit: Putin doesn’t even realize his position at this time, all the people that he’s begging for assistance could literally walk across Russia right now. Ukraine has done all the hard work, China could basically eliminate Russia from the world map at this moment and it wouldn’t be that difficult to do, he doesn’t realize the damage he has done to his people, the recovery of Russia will depend on the test of the world, and those people are not happy
So… Steal money, send offshore, go to jail, deploy to Ukraine, defect to Ukraine using offshore money, repeat
Infinite money glitch?
Russia has no decency. No country ever did same kind of things.
Apparently refusing to submit to conscription is a criminal offense for which joining the army would give immunity 🤔🙃
Join the army, receive immunity, and die quickly at the front.
So it’s the purge
Immunity + army = death sentence
So anyone dragged to court system can choose their punishment method to be torture in the army and execution by Ukrainian drone.
Any one not facing a death penalty is now wether they go or stay catch 22