> Mark Robinson attended a truck show in Mt Airy NC tonight. He burned his hand leaning against a truck and was taken to the hospital. I’m told by an official source that he is fine and home now.
Skyhighsailor on
His campaign “going up in flames”
verbfollowedbynumber on
Man it sucks when stuff like this happens to the coolest people, and it’s like, why them? They’re so cool.
the2belo on
Captain Sulu: “An ‘*incident*’?!”
Consistent_Pitch782 on
I’m hearing he was burned?
Man, if his crack pipe blew up like Richard Pryor’s did, the jokes will write themselves.
God damn it better not be another assassination attempt. People like this need to defeated at the ballot box and not killed.
Leadbelly82 on
God is post birth aborting him
whyyousourdough on
Did he get rugburn on his dick from gooning to hard building more porn debt or something?
DonJuanWritingDong on
I’m just going to assume this had to do with a kink.
Antisocial-sKills on
I have to confess when I saw the headline I thought Robinson was creating an excuse to drop out, then learned he was in fact injured.
tomscaters on
This is too much election cycle to be election cycle. This is House of Cards election cycle.
LightBeerOnIce on
Shouldn’t all the media and such have been helping NC flood victims? Shouldn’t Robinson have been off the campaign trail to assist???
WhosAGreenHorn on
I don’t care. Do you?
boofles1 on
I imagine his pants caught on fire after all his outrageous lies.
duketogo1300 on
Wuh oh, he ded nazi that coming…
ooofest on
neo-Nazis aren’t that smart with day-to-day things, I guess.
makashiII_93 on
It’s always something with these people.
The_Path_616 on
*Curb Your Enthusiasm song starts playing*
greyishearl on
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Organic-Respect-4191 on
Man, here I’m getting my hopes up and shit, dude just got burned. Fake news!
tomparker on
How ‘bout Robinson burns self and goes to ER instead of headlines that are nothing but “news-washed” clickbait?
LilLebowskiAchiever on
So he spilled his coffee???
User4C4C4C on
No rest for the wicked.
SkillFullyNotTrue on
Now he will be stuck at home recuperating, alone, with his computer…
Oh No.
TheIronSponge on
Can’t wait to hear how this was caused by the inflammatory rhetoric of the left
_dEm on
“Hospitalized” and “went to the hospital” are two very different things
jvz88 on
Was hoping to read “died of a massive and painful heart attack”
Dude-Good on
Literally laughed out loud when hearing this. Shitz comedy
RiverJai on
What happens it a **gasp** feeeemale doctor tries to treat him? Or a Jewish, Muslim, or Hindi person? Or an immigrant?
Does he stick with his beliefs and reject and and all care based on science?
(I mean.. we know the answer to this, and we know the professional medical community wouldn’t refuse to care for anyone. It just sickens me that assclowns like Robinson are fine accepting the benefits of the systems they want to destroy when it suits them personally.)
LettuceWeak5955 on
He didnazi the red hot tail pipe?
piranesi28 on
“Come on, guys, it’s all ball bearings nowadays.”
Dapper-Percentage-64 on
Was it his nude Africa jerking hand ?
axeldubois on
Burnt Black Nazi
thelightstillshines on
Oh no, I hope he’s okay!
Need him to bring down Republicans in NC.
Kennydoe on
Have they found a way to blame the Democrats for this yet?
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So what’s this, him faking a heart attack or something so they can remove him from the ticket and replace him with someone less Nazi-like?
I was just coming to post this.
I wish him a safe and speedy recovery and hope his dooky chute is okay.
Edit: You guys think they’re going to ask him for a urine sample? Imagine being that nurse. I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face.
I’m hearing rumors that something fell out of his dookie chute.
He apparently suffered burn injuries at the event
Oh here comes the incident card
Blocked arteries full of hate.
I will be earnestly praying that Nurgle will bless him with The Grandfathers endless gifts….
Choked on a dick.
Thoughts. Also, prayers.
Now watch as the NC GOP uses the “incident” card to get him off the ticket.
I’m sure Trump has some spare bandaids he can use if needed.
Probably told one too many lies and his pants caught on fire.
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https://x.com/amyegardner/status/1839869021635682652
> Mark Robinson attended a truck show in Mt Airy NC tonight. He burned his hand leaning against a truck and was taken to the hospital. I’m told by an official source that he is fine and home now.
His campaign “going up in flames”
Man it sucks when stuff like this happens to the coolest people, and it’s like, why them? They’re so cool.
Captain Sulu: “An ‘*incident*’?!”
I’m hearing he was burned?
Man, if his crack pipe blew up like Richard Pryor’s did, the jokes will write themselves.
[Idiot touched a truck exhaust pipe](https://x.com/amyegardner/status/1839869021635682652)
God damn it better not be another assassination attempt. People like this need to defeated at the ballot box and not killed.
God is post birth aborting him
Did he get rugburn on his dick from gooning to hard building more porn debt or something?
I’m just going to assume this had to do with a kink.
I have to confess when I saw the headline I thought Robinson was creating an excuse to drop out, then learned he was in fact injured.
This is too much election cycle to be election cycle. This is House of Cards election cycle.
Shouldn’t all the media and such have been helping NC flood victims? Shouldn’t Robinson have been off the campaign trail to assist???
I don’t care. Do you?
I imagine his pants caught on fire after all his outrageous lies.
Wuh oh, he ded nazi that coming…
neo-Nazis aren’t that smart with day-to-day things, I guess.
It’s always something with these people.
*Curb Your Enthusiasm song starts playing*
Nude A-fry-ca . com
Man, here I’m getting my hopes up and shit, dude just got burned. Fake news!
How ‘bout Robinson burns self and goes to ER instead of headlines that are nothing but “news-washed” clickbait?
So he spilled his coffee???
No rest for the wicked.
Now he will be stuck at home recuperating, alone, with his computer…
Oh No.
Can’t wait to hear how this was caused by the inflammatory rhetoric of the left
“Hospitalized” and “went to the hospital” are two very different things
Was hoping to read “died of a massive and painful heart attack”
Literally laughed out loud when hearing this. Shitz comedy
What happens it a **gasp** feeeemale doctor tries to treat him? Or a Jewish, Muslim, or Hindi person? Or an immigrant?
Does he stick with his beliefs and reject and and all care based on science?
(I mean.. we know the answer to this, and we know the professional medical community wouldn’t refuse to care for anyone. It just sickens me that assclowns like Robinson are fine accepting the benefits of the systems they want to destroy when it suits them personally.)
He didnazi the red hot tail pipe?
“Come on, guys, it’s all ball bearings nowadays.”
Was it his nude Africa jerking hand ?
Burnt Black Nazi
Oh no, I hope he’s okay!
Need him to bring down Republicans in NC.
Have they found a way to blame the Democrats for this yet?