Have you spread your STD today? Goes great with Putin ideology.
RickKassidy on
Soldiers start having sex with each other.
-That’s not what I meant!
JudasPiss on
>indiantimes
any actual news source?
re_de_unsassify on
So why is he sending hundreds of thousands to die in Ukraine?
KulaanDoDinok on
Hmmm yes but The Gays^TM are the depraved ones pushing sexuality on everyone
SignifigantZebra on
Tell me again how Russia isn’t a dying country?
Space_Wizard_Z on
“Make babies, so I can eventually draft them into military service for all of my illegal invasions.”
Casimir_not_so_great on
Isn’t enough that he fkcs them all the time?
sparrowtaco on
Have s*x? Are we in middle school?
picoledexuxu on
This reminds me of George Carlin:
“They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.”
ferpyy on
Birth me more sons so I can send them to Ukraine to die! For the motherland!
Potential_Day_7087 on
Pooty Call
MathematicianOld7594 on
New business idea: “Make Love Not War” tshirts for Russian market
UnfetteredOnslaught on
Tinder Russia is booming atm
SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret on
I’ve said it before… the Onion and Babylon Bee are going to be irrelevant…
samtoaster on
“Shhh, this is for mother Russia”
Strong_Remove_2976 on
When I visited Russia (early Putin era), there was a public health campaign encouraging people to drink beer on their lunch break (instead of vodka)
Loads of TV adverts with successful, attractive young people drinking beer in the sunshine and then some narrator saying ‘beer is great!’. Not joking.
Now the encouragement is to have sex. Seems like progress I guess.
Sonny_Morgan on
Not too long and russian women are forced to get pregnant…
WonUpH on
I’m a Russian. My mother and father were Russians.
Sidwill on
Nothing puts folks in the mood than being told to bang by their dictator.
IAHawkeye182 on
Your move, Biden! (Please)
sonnyempireant on
The fate of Russia depends on you sticking around for much longer, demented old gopnik.
xf2xf on
Have what during work breaks?
live-the-future on
S*x during workbreaks? What is s*x? Six? Six what? Sax? Look, I love jazz music but I don’t know if work breaks are appropriate for playing musical instruments.
Anyways, thank goodness they used an asterisk in that title. It’s important to censor that word for no real reason, in a manner that lets even 4-year-olds know what word they mean. Because SEX would be offensive and triggering, but s*x totally hides the meaning and is thus ok. 🙄
cxmmxc on
The publication didn’t censor that word, so why are you? Are you too embarrassed to say sex?
Plsdontcalmdown on
I suppose Ukraine will let an army of babies invade…
I mean the above literally.
Putin clearly won’t stop until he’s out of mother to make soldiers.
Raa03842 on
We’ll yeahhh. When you lose 500 thousand sperm doners to a needless war you have to initiate alternative methods.
Late_Cow_1008 on
Why wait for the breaks?
freakdazed on
Funny enough ending the invasion of Ukraine will help their population a lot by reducing the amount of young soldiers dying everyday
HouseOfCripps on
Oooh he is thinking long term. He knows it’s about 16 years before that cannon fodder can march to the front lines, right?!
The_Mikest on
I mean, the fate of Russia does sort of depend on it after all the men they’ve lost in Ukraine.
DividedState on
Depending on the business you are working in, I think that would either be highly inappropiate or dangerous considering the anti-LGBTQ laws in place.
Imaginge you call a plumber and he humbs/rapes you every 15 minutes in his smoke breaks. Imagine you are working in construction, and the only people around you are dudes. Or you are a mortitian and the people you see are corpes from the front.
boubou666 on
Let me join Russia I want to fuk too
DGenerAsianX on
Well, apparently based on the internet, Russians do have a lot of sex, just to make a living and in a way that is NOT producing babies.
CishetmaleLesbian on
Need more bodies for the Ukraine meat grinder.
PobArdorv on
That’s a pretty wild approach to boosting the birthrate. Seems like a unique solution to a big issue.
TriniChildhood72 on
I could help but I guess they don’t want brown babies. 🤷
MinuQu on
I tried searching for this news story and I found only Indian news outlets which covered it. It is always suspicious when this happens. It seems to be a story which is ping-ponging through Indian media only which is weird.
snakesnake9 on
Well if Russia didn’t send so many people to die in pointless wars, and the state actually used it’s immense resources to better the welfare of the people instead of stealing it via epic levels of corruption….then maybe this would be a bit less if an issue?
King0fMist on
During work “breaks”?
Nonamanadus on
Ah, yes, it’s very patriotic to spend 18 years raising cannon fodder.
Pitiful_Paramedic895 on
It will be easy to get Russian girlfriends in the future…
appara on
I always think of sex when I see Putin,
redtact on
Finally a Russian policy I can get behind
simpleGerman on
If that’s the way he feels about it, he can go fuck himself
Rockerika on
This kind of thing has worked for none of the countries that have tried it. Even countries that are paying people to breed aren’t fixing the birth rate.
Maybe make a society where people want to have kids instead.
Damaniel2 on
‘s*x’. Really, OP – are we all kids that need to be protected from dirty words now?
In other words, Putin demands that Russians fuck the everloving shit out of each other during work breaks to help feed the meatgrinder.
forvirradsvensk on
Maybe it would help if he stopped sending Russians to death in a totally needless war for the sake of his ego.
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Have you spread your STD today? Goes great with Putin ideology.
Soldiers start having sex with each other.
-That’s not what I meant!
>indiantimes
any actual news source?
So why is he sending hundreds of thousands to die in Ukraine?
Hmmm yes but The Gays^TM are the depraved ones pushing sexuality on everyone
Tell me again how Russia isn’t a dying country?
“Make babies, so I can eventually draft them into military service for all of my illegal invasions.”
Isn’t enough that he fkcs them all the time?
Have s*x? Are we in middle school?
This reminds me of George Carlin:
“They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.”
Birth me more sons so I can send them to Ukraine to die! For the motherland!
Pooty Call
New business idea: “Make Love Not War” tshirts for Russian market
Tinder Russia is booming atm
I’ve said it before… the Onion and Babylon Bee are going to be irrelevant…
“Shhh, this is for mother Russia”
When I visited Russia (early Putin era), there was a public health campaign encouraging people to drink beer on their lunch break (instead of vodka)
Loads of TV adverts with successful, attractive young people drinking beer in the sunshine and then some narrator saying ‘beer is great!’. Not joking.
Now the encouragement is to have sex. Seems like progress I guess.
Not too long and russian women are forced to get pregnant…
I’m a Russian. My mother and father were Russians.
Nothing puts folks in the mood than being told to bang by their dictator.
Your move, Biden! (Please)
The fate of Russia depends on you sticking around for much longer, demented old gopnik.
Have what during work breaks?
S*x during workbreaks? What is s*x? Six? Six what? Sax? Look, I love jazz music but I don’t know if work breaks are appropriate for playing musical instruments.
Anyways, thank goodness they used an asterisk in that title. It’s important to censor that word for no real reason, in a manner that lets even 4-year-olds know what word they mean. Because SEX would be offensive and triggering, but s*x totally hides the meaning and is thus ok. 🙄
The publication didn’t censor that word, so why are you? Are you too embarrassed to say sex?
I suppose Ukraine will let an army of babies invade…
I mean the above literally.
Putin clearly won’t stop until he’s out of mother to make soldiers.
We’ll yeahhh. When you lose 500 thousand sperm doners to a needless war you have to initiate alternative methods.
Why wait for the breaks?
Funny enough ending the invasion of Ukraine will help their population a lot by reducing the amount of young soldiers dying everyday
Oooh he is thinking long term. He knows it’s about 16 years before that cannon fodder can march to the front lines, right?!
I mean, the fate of Russia does sort of depend on it after all the men they’ve lost in Ukraine.
Depending on the business you are working in, I think that would either be highly inappropiate or dangerous considering the anti-LGBTQ laws in place.
Imaginge you call a plumber and he humbs/rapes you every 15 minutes in his smoke breaks. Imagine you are working in construction, and the only people around you are dudes. Or you are a mortitian and the people you see are corpes from the front.
Let me join Russia I want to fuk too
Well, apparently based on the internet, Russians do have a lot of sex, just to make a living and in a way that is NOT producing babies.
Need more bodies for the Ukraine meat grinder.
That’s a pretty wild approach to boosting the birthrate. Seems like a unique solution to a big issue.
I could help but I guess they don’t want brown babies. 🤷
I tried searching for this news story and I found only Indian news outlets which covered it. It is always suspicious when this happens. It seems to be a story which is ping-ponging through Indian media only which is weird.
Well if Russia didn’t send so many people to die in pointless wars, and the state actually used it’s immense resources to better the welfare of the people instead of stealing it via epic levels of corruption….then maybe this would be a bit less if an issue?
During work “breaks”?
Ah, yes, it’s very patriotic to spend 18 years raising cannon fodder.
It will be easy to get Russian girlfriends in the future…
I always think of sex when I see Putin,
Finally a Russian policy I can get behind
If that’s the way he feels about it, he can go fuck himself
This kind of thing has worked for none of the countries that have tried it. Even countries that are paying people to breed aren’t fixing the birth rate.
Maybe make a society where people want to have kids instead.
‘s*x’. Really, OP – are we all kids that need to be protected from dirty words now?
In other words, Putin demands that Russians fuck the everloving shit out of each other during work breaks to help feed the meatgrinder.
Maybe it would help if he stopped sending Russians to death in a totally needless war for the sake of his ego.
Oh sorry I thought it was break time