And after a day of American politics where immigrants are eating your pets, doctors are executing babies, and elementary schools are performing full sex reassignment surgeries on your children between drop off and pick up, the quote of the day goes to independent senator Fatima Payman:
> To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time.
A few of you may remember when they said, ‘there’ll be no fanum tax under the government I lead.’ They’re capaholics. They’re also yapaholics.
They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro.
They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat, and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14.
If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort.
Chat, is this prime minister serious? Even though he’s the prime minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio.
I would be taking an ‘L’ if I did not mention the opps, who want to cut WA’s Gyats and Services tax.
The decision voters will be making in a few months’ time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them.
Though some of you can not yet vote, I hope when you do it will be in a more goated Australia, for a government with more aura. Skibidi.
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And after a day of American politics where immigrants are eating your pets, doctors are executing babies, and elementary schools are performing full sex reassignment surgeries on your children between drop off and pick up, the quote of the day goes to independent senator Fatima Payman:
> To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time.
A few of you may remember when they said, ‘there’ll be no fanum tax under the government I lead.’ They’re capaholics. They’re also yapaholics.
They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro.
They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat, and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14.
If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort.
Chat, is this prime minister serious? Even though he’s the prime minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio.
I would be taking an ‘L’ if I did not mention the opps, who want to cut WA’s Gyats and Services tax.
The decision voters will be making in a few months’ time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them.
Though some of you can not yet vote, I hope when you do it will be in a more goated Australia, for a government with more aura. Skibidi.
Modern day politics indeed.