Elon Musk’s photo from Trump’s rally has the internet in hysterics: ‘The greatest jumper’

Source: theindependentonline

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  1. kirkismyhinrich on

    He’s a great jumper. Some are saying the best.

    You know, I saw Wilt Chamberlain jump and – Wilt Chamberlain. Great friend by the way. Wilt the Stilt. Said I could have played in the NBA. The Big Dipper.

    And so on and so forth

  2. On a side note, he literally said “we need to vote Trump in to preserve the Constitution.”

    Trump has literally said he’ll do away with it. Said he never pledged an oath to it.

    Remember, anything these fuckers say is literally the opposite of the truth.

    WTF???

  3. Heimerdingerdonger on

    Capitalism represented by the Corrupt Billionaire + Religion represented by the Christian Couchguy + Nationalism represented by the Deporter In Chief.

    Please tell me if Fascism becomes more textbook than this?

  4. Patient_Series_8189 on

    It’s going to be interesting to see if Trump allows himself to be seen with musk again. That’s embarrassing.

  5. Sweet_Concept2211 on

    Elon Musk looks like he has been visiting Michael Jackson’s prescription-happy doctor. Something is seriously off with him. Dude needs help.

  6. recalculating-route on

    Mom! Mom! Look how – Mom! Are you watching? Mom! Look how high I can jump! Mom look!

  7. There’s “fuck you” money, then there’s Leon Musk money but this is embarrassing for anyone, anytime, anywhere regardless of net worth. Literally a grown man jumping for a geriatric, diaper wearing insurrectionist. 

  8. He can jump his way all the way to The Red Planet and take MAGA with him. Leave the blue one to those of us who’d rather not have fascism.

  9. uselessbuttoothless on

    Elon’s been seduced by Maga Hari, through the action of Madam Ketamia. Don’t miss the next thrilling episode of ‘Mars Needs Morons!’

  10. “Those 16 harrowing seconds..” What about the guy who fucking *died*, you festering piece of shit?

  11. I wonder now. after Trump loses the election if Musk might form a religion. He craves power of something like being a president or adjacent to the president and if he can’t get that the next thing is a religion. He’s already learned from Trump how powerful being a deity can be.

  12. hackingdreams on

    I don’t care what anyone says, this is more ruinous than the Howard Dean Scream.

    You can’t look at that photo without feeling embarrassed for everyone involved. So fucking unhinged.

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