I put this in the same vein as Tom Cruise on Oprah from years ago.
kirkismyhinrich on
He’s a great jumper. Some are saying the best.
You know, I saw Wilt Chamberlain jump and – Wilt Chamberlain. Great friend by the way. Wilt the Stilt. Said I could have played in the NBA. The Big Dipper.
And so on and so forth
mok000 on
People are already photoshopping him as cheer leader with pompons and stuff, lol.
shadowdra126 on
He looks so fucking lame.
rically95 on
Make America Jump Again🤣
calvinwho on
He looks like the down syndrome kid from South Park
Hungry-Sloth on
On a side note, he literally said “we need to vote Trump in to preserve the Constitution.”
Trump has literally said he’ll do away with it. Said he never pledged an oath to it.
Remember, anything these fuckers say is literally the opposite of the truth.
WTF???
Master_Ad9463 on
Big Daddy Adderall and Kid Ketamine
Troll_in_the_Knoll on
Being in close proximity to Trump would make anyone jumpy.
Capitalism represented by the Corrupt Billionaire + Religion represented by the Christian Couchguy + Nationalism represented by the Deporter In Chief.
Please tell me if Fascism becomes more textbook than this?
Patient_Series_8189 on
It’s going to be interesting to see if Trump allows himself to be seen with musk again. That’s embarrassing.
Sweet_Concept2211 on
Elon Musk looks like he has been visiting Michael Jackson’s prescription-happy doctor. Something is seriously off with him. Dude needs help.
recalculating-route on
Mom! Mom! Look how – Mom! Are you watching? Mom! Look how high I can jump! Mom look!
Llake2312 on
There’s “fuck you” money, then there’s Leon Musk money but this is embarrassing for anyone, anytime, anywhere regardless of net worth. Literally a grown man jumping for a geriatric, diaper wearing insurrectionist.
Plastic-Kangaroo1234 on
Dork Maga.
Holiday_Bookkeeper31 on
Afraikaner can’t jump
garpar1365 on
It hurts just looking at the photo.
jasmine-tgirl on
He can jump his way all the way to The Red Planet and take MAGA with him. Leave the blue one to those of us who’d rather not have fascism.
MajesticsEleven on
When Trump says jump, Elon says how high and on who
bassplayerguy on
They misspelled greatest “grifter”.
ExtremexDreams on
The greatest Fascist couple
uselessbuttoothless on
Elon’s been seduced by Maga Hari, through the action of Madam Ketamia. Don’t miss the next thrilling episode of ‘Mars Needs Morons!’
el_tacuache on
Turns out, you can’t buy self-awareness.
Movingforward2015 on
He’s Donny’s…”Special” boy, shall we say!
keyjan on
“Those 16 harrowing seconds..” What about the guy who fucking *died*, you festering piece of shit?
JaVelin-X- on
I wonder now. after Trump loses the election if Musk might form a religion. He craves power of something like being a president or adjacent to the president and if he can’t get that the next thing is a religion. He’s already learned from Trump how powerful being a deity can be.
David_Writes_Cozies on
White boys can’t jump.
zaxisprime on
He looks like the hype man for the mighty mighty bosstones
joegent62 on
The greatest traitor
danno643 on
Someone should turn this into a silhouette and then make it the next Tesla emblem
Virtual-Pie5732 on
He strikes me as someone who doesn’t know to bend their knees when they land.
McKayLau on
Maybe he’s frolicking?
hackingdreams on
I don’t care what anyone says, this is more ruinous than the Howard Dean Scream.
You can’t look at that photo without feeling embarrassed for everyone involved. So fucking unhinged.
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Trump’s face says it all: “Fucking dweeb.”
I put this in the same vein as Tom Cruise on Oprah from years ago.
He’s a great jumper. Some are saying the best.
You know, I saw Wilt Chamberlain jump and – Wilt Chamberlain. Great friend by the way. Wilt the Stilt. Said I could have played in the NBA. The Big Dipper.
And so on and so forth
People are already photoshopping him as cheer leader with pompons and stuff, lol.
He looks so fucking lame.
Make America Jump Again🤣
He looks like the down syndrome kid from South Park
On a side note, he literally said “we need to vote Trump in to preserve the Constitution.”
Trump has literally said he’ll do away with it. Said he never pledged an oath to it.
Remember, anything these fuckers say is literally the opposite of the truth.
WTF???
Big Daddy Adderall and Kid Ketamine
Being in close proximity to Trump would make anyone jumpy.
This delightful shot already popped up https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fa8ljxbf5t6td1.png
Capitalism represented by the Corrupt Billionaire + Religion represented by the Christian Couchguy + Nationalism represented by the Deporter In Chief.
Please tell me if Fascism becomes more textbook than this?
It’s going to be interesting to see if Trump allows himself to be seen with musk again. That’s embarrassing.
Elon Musk looks like he has been visiting Michael Jackson’s prescription-happy doctor. Something is seriously off with him. Dude needs help.
Mom! Mom! Look how – Mom! Are you watching? Mom! Look how high I can jump! Mom look!
There’s “fuck you” money, then there’s Leon Musk money but this is embarrassing for anyone, anytime, anywhere regardless of net worth. Literally a grown man jumping for a geriatric, diaper wearing insurrectionist.
Dork Maga.
Afraikaner can’t jump
It hurts just looking at the photo.
He can jump his way all the way to The Red Planet and take MAGA with him. Leave the blue one to those of us who’d rather not have fascism.
When Trump says jump, Elon says how high and on who
They misspelled greatest “grifter”.
The greatest Fascist couple
Elon’s been seduced by Maga Hari, through the action of Madam Ketamia. Don’t miss the next thrilling episode of ‘Mars Needs Morons!’
Turns out, you can’t buy self-awareness.
He’s Donny’s…”Special” boy, shall we say!
“Those 16 harrowing seconds..” What about the guy who fucking *died*, you festering piece of shit?
I wonder now. after Trump loses the election if Musk might form a religion. He craves power of something like being a president or adjacent to the president and if he can’t get that the next thing is a religion. He’s already learned from Trump how powerful being a deity can be.
White boys can’t jump.
He looks like the hype man for the mighty mighty bosstones
The greatest traitor
Someone should turn this into a silhouette and then make it the next Tesla emblem
He strikes me as someone who doesn’t know to bend their knees when they land.
Maybe he’s frolicking?
I don’t care what anyone says, this is more ruinous than the Howard Dean Scream.
You can’t look at that photo without feeling embarrassed for everyone involved. So fucking unhinged.
What a dork.