Rightwing pundit claims gay men think JD Vance is so hot that they’ll vote for Donald Trump — No… just… no.

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  1. PotentialAnt9670 on

    Well Jesse Waters did say that Vance “…looked beautiful tonight,” so maybe he’s got something else he wants to say.

  2. HellishChildren on

    We’re going to outlaw gay marriage and criminalize gay sex again, but, please, we need your vote.

  3. Insulting. To assume gay men will vote for someone that despises their existence? A bit of a reach.

  4. Not going to happen. I also think he looks creepy, he’s not hot. Maybe the right-wing pundit has a thing for him.

  5. resurrectedbydick on

    Not even the thirsty Twitter gays are doing this and I’ve seen them swoon over the Jan 6th rioter who wore a headdress. JD is not doing it for anybody.

  6. Feed_Me_No_Lies on

    Gay man here: FUCK THIS SHIT.

    Number one, he ain’t cute.

    Number two, even if he was, I might hate-fuck his closeted ass in a sleazy motel, but I wouldn’t drop a vote for him in the box if you fucking paid me. 😤

  7. Aware_Material_9985 on

    JD Vance is a 5 at best which hardly seems worth losing rights/protections under Trump

  8. Collinontwitch on

    Hi. Gay man. Nope. I prefer Asian men, but conservative gays turn me off. Gay people who vote for Trump and Vance are idiots.

  9. ChanceryTheRapper on

    Right wing pundit doesn’t seem to understand what we find hot. Because it isn’t Vance.

  10. Rightwing: “But what about *men’s* rights?”

    Also Rightwing: “Dicks control men, and they can’t *not* fuck anything that moves.”

  11. Actual gay man here, this clown couldn’t be more wrong. I haven’t come across a single guy claiming to have found him attractive, even on the internet. Is he projecting?

    Edit: The impersonator on Jimmy Kimmel Live is hotter lmao

  12. So gay men are so shallow (and stupid) that they will vote for a hot guy while voting away their right to be who they are. Way to reduce an entire group of individuals to a 90’s sitcom trope.

  13. Gay men aren’t that desperate for something to look at. They have a pretty sizeable eye candy industry with better looking and less clothed men than Vance.

  14. whelpthatslife on

    This is such an insult to gay men. As a gay man, I’m so beyond insulted. 1) he is not cute at all. He gives off creeper, closet vibes. 2) even if he was cute, to think I would switch my vote based on someone’s looks is so demeaning.

  15. Vance is straight up fugly. He’s got that negative charisma personality and looks like someone rolled him out of a playdough can… So yeah, no.

  16. SillyGoatGruff on

    His face looks like a potato someone inflated and put eyeliner on. So like… that’s probably *someone’s* thing. But i doubt enough people to affect the election lol

  17. Appropriate_Mess_350 on

    Right wing, self proclaimed “alpha” males be jacking it to photoshopped images of Vance with chiselled features.? And
    Rambo-esque images of Trump?
    Not weird.

  18. ImplementDry6632 on

    Sorry but all the ozempic and facial hair in the world does not make JD “hot.” Just ew.

  19. When I listened to Vance at the debate, I felt like I needed a shower. Something about him, to me at least, is inherently slimy. Big ick from him.

  20. Vance looks like the type of guy who wouldn’t do you the courtesy of a quality reach around while fucking you. Just like his governing, Vance is more interested in fucking you as opposed to helping you in any way.

  21. Flux_My_Capacitor on

    Nobody thinks Vance is hot. Just look at what a dork he was as a teen and you will be turned off forever.

  22. “Rightwing pundit is deep in the closet and has rock hard bone for JD Vance that he wants to tell people about, but is too insecure to say so directly”

  23. Hmmm. So Gage Klipper, an anti-LGBTQ+ writer for the right-wing media outlet The Daily Caller, thinks JD Vance is hot. And concocted a story so he could talk about his fantasies without being shamed by the maga morons.

  24. TonyDungyHatesOP on

    You all are missing the point. The point with The Republican Propaganda Machine is not to be correct.

    It’s to demonize, infantilize and diminish the competition. This claim is to paint the gay community as simple and weak-minded. It’s a constant reinforcement to the idea that “people like” that are an existential threat if given the opportunity to influence society. “They will dilute the strength and dignity of America”.

    So, it is important and morally correct to prevent that by any means necessary. Lies, fraud, lawlessness and violence. It legitimizes the tools they need to maintain power in the absence of democratic popularity (will of the people).

    That’s the message being constantly downloaded to radicalized MAGA extremists.

  25. Married, gay man here. I’d be down to clown with Kamala long before I’d think of letting JD touch me.

  26. I think this says more about this particular right wing pundit than anything else. Often the most vitriolic and hateful people are driven by repressed behavior and self-loathing.

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