I thought for sure you editorialized the title because no one can be that dumb, then I remembered it’s 2024 and sure enough, it’s exactly right. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
Big_Knobber on
Oh yeah. Y’all didn’t know this?
Democrats are supernatural wizards. We use space lasers and everything.
Some people say that it’s just using logic to determine outcomes, but I say it’s wizardry.
-SAT0rii- on
If us blue voters could control the weather then climate change wouldn’t be one of our main issues hahaha
IJustLoggedInToSay- on
_Appears_ to say that? Well what did she really say, then? Maybe it’s being uncharitably interpreted?
> “Yes they can control the weather,” the Georgia Republican wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on Thursday evening. “It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”
I don’t know what I expected.
therapistofcats on
Oh God. She’s like 1 step away from blaming Dems for cloud seeding the south to “cause” the rains and floods and claim it’s election interference or something akin to space lasers and blue tarps.
Tony2030 on
So I guess she’s also inferring that Republicans caused the 9 hurricanes during the Trump administration that hit the exact same area.
What a fucking moron.
HearYourTune on
If we could her and a lot of other scumbag maga would have drowned already.
Psephological on
I don’t know about you but I think it’s just best to vote Democrat and submit to your weather controlling liberal space wizards 😎
HearYourTune on
Democrats are God.
PadreSJ on
Yes… we figured out how to control the weather right after we perfected mounting Jewish lasers on the heads of ill-tempered sharks.
Troll_in_the_Knoll on
Yeah Marge, sure. Democrats “can control the weather.” They can control the weather, just as effectively as you control the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth.
CakeAccomplice12 on
Space lasers
RickLovin1 on
Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don’t understand how anything works.
420PokerFace on
Weird how this thing scientists have been warning us about for 70+ years is happening.
Hard to say capitalism isn’t a religion when it’s most ardent supporters accuse rational critiques of practicing witchcraft.
Necessary-Sell-4998 on
She’s an idiot. I wish they’d pick a brighter person next time.
chickenboneneck on
The really crazy thing is that there are millions of people who believe stuff like this (and much crazier) as gospel and vote accordingly.
david76 on
What point would there be in having Jewish space lasers if we couldn’t control the weather with them?
Travilanche on
BREAKING: Ororo Munroe endorses Kamala Harris for president
ExploringWidely on
Number 8 of the 14 common features of fascism
OnDrugsTonight on
Glad we’ve moved on from the Jewish space lasers, but if I had the choice between a candidate who can control the weather and one who can’t control his bowels, I know which one I’d choose. Presumably if Kamala wins that means she’ll reward us with beautiful sunshine. Just a bit bummed that the Democrats seemingly step on our gay turf. Usually we are the ones attracting god’s wrath in the form of hurricanes for our debaucherous and fabulous lifestyle.
RoyalInsurance594 on
We’ll come up with breakthrough ideas to make america great again, like nuking hurricanes and injecting bleach.
trolleyblue on
Not even kidding my former neighbor told my wife and I she worked in Democrat Weather Lab…she also couldn’t remember our names because she had suffered a grand mal seizure while driving and crashed her car into a concrete wall.
But this weather lab thing is a pretty widespread theory on their side…
allbsallthetime on
She also posted a map with this…
>This is a map of hurricane affected areas with an overlay of electoral map by political party shows how hurricane devastation could affect the election.
They’re setting up excuse after excuse to to blame their loss on if they lose.
If the democrats give excuses it’s just them angry they lost.
> "This is a map of hurricane affected areas with an overlay of electoral map by political party shows how hurricane devastation could affect the election," she wrote.
> Russell Foster, a former Democratic congressional candidate in Texas, wrote: "If we control the weather then why the hell do we have such droughts around the world & wildfires getting worse each year? They could just turn the rain on & refill the billions of gallons of water America is needing right now & stop the fires. Marjorie Taylor Greene is dumb AF.".
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I thought for sure you editorialized the title because no one can be that dumb, then I remembered it’s 2024 and sure enough, it’s exactly right. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.
Oh yeah. Y’all didn’t know this?
Democrats are supernatural wizards. We use space lasers and everything.
Some people say that it’s just using logic to determine outcomes, but I say it’s wizardry.
If us blue voters could control the weather then climate change wouldn’t be one of our main issues hahaha
_Appears_ to say that? Well what did she really say, then? Maybe it’s being uncharitably interpreted?
> “Yes they can control the weather,” the Georgia Republican wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on Thursday evening. “It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”
I don’t know what I expected.
Oh God. She’s like 1 step away from blaming Dems for cloud seeding the south to “cause” the rains and floods and claim it’s election interference or something akin to space lasers and blue tarps.
So I guess she’s also inferring that Republicans caused the 9 hurricanes during the Trump administration that hit the exact same area.
What a fucking moron.
If we could her and a lot of other scumbag maga would have drowned already.
I don’t know about you but I think it’s just best to vote Democrat and submit to your weather controlling liberal space wizards 😎
Democrats are God.
Yes… we figured out how to control the weather right after we perfected mounting Jewish lasers on the heads of ill-tempered sharks.
Yeah Marge, sure. Democrats “can control the weather.” They can control the weather, just as effectively as you control the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth.
Space lasers
Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don’t understand how anything works.
Weird how this thing scientists have been warning us about for 70+ years is happening.
Hard to say capitalism isn’t a religion when it’s most ardent supporters accuse rational critiques of practicing witchcraft.
She’s an idiot. I wish they’d pick a brighter person next time.
The really crazy thing is that there are millions of people who believe stuff like this (and much crazier) as gospel and vote accordingly.
What point would there be in having Jewish space lasers if we couldn’t control the weather with them?
BREAKING: Ororo Munroe endorses Kamala Harris for president
Number 8 of the 14 common features of fascism
Glad we’ve moved on from the Jewish space lasers, but if I had the choice between a candidate who can control the weather and one who can’t control his bowels, I know which one I’d choose. Presumably if Kamala wins that means she’ll reward us with beautiful sunshine. Just a bit bummed that the Democrats seemingly step on our gay turf. Usually we are the ones attracting god’s wrath in the form of hurricanes for our debaucherous and fabulous lifestyle.
We’ll come up with breakthrough ideas to make america great again, like nuking hurricanes and injecting bleach.
Not even kidding my former neighbor told my wife and I she worked in Democrat Weather Lab…she also couldn’t remember our names because she had suffered a grand mal seizure while driving and crashed her car into a concrete wall.
But this weather lab thing is a pretty widespread theory on their side…
She also posted a map with this…
>This is a map of hurricane affected areas with an overlay of electoral map by political party shows how hurricane devastation could affect the election.
They’re setting up excuse after excuse to to blame their loss on if they lose.
If the democrats give excuses it’s just them angry they lost.
Weird.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-control-weather-1963686) reduced by 78%. (I’m a bot)
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> Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has sparked a backlash after appearing to suggest that Democrats "Can control the weather.”
> "This is a map of hurricane affected areas with an overlay of electoral map by political party shows how hurricane devastation could affect the election," she wrote.
> Russell Foster, a former Democratic congressional candidate in Texas, wrote: "If we control the weather then why the hell do we have such droughts around the world & wildfires getting worse each year? They could just turn the rain on & refill the billions of gallons of water America is needing right now & stop the fires. Marjorie Taylor Greene is dumb AF.".
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God this country is fucked.
GOP: Climate change is fake. It’s ridiculous to think we can impact the weather.
Also GOP: Democrats have a doomsday weather device that can make hurricanes.
Between the Jewish space lasers and now controlling the weather, the left are full on super villains. We may need the justice league to step in.