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HandSack135 on
Just like:
His taxes
His healthcare plan
His infrastructure plan
His immigration plan
His grades
His Michigan Man of the Year
jimboiow on
You mean he lied? I am shocked. Shocked I tell you.
onceinawhile222 on
Everyone who has seen him in the lobby with the golf shirt knows he is in perfect health. Are you going to believe a doctor or your own eyes, I thought Vegas had a perfect illustration of Donald’s health.
BNsucks on
He promised to do a lot of things. WTF in this article about? The man is a pathological liar and never tells the truth. He’s been doing this his whole life. Trump laughs at the media putting out stories like this, and as always, he still loves the attention. The media are such gullible fools.
Permitty on
Syphilis is an embarrassing disease
Special-Reporter-317 on
They’re being audited so he’s not allowed to release them
Pepsiman34 on
He has his concept of medical records.
TintedApostle on
“Donald is in the best health in health in the galaxy”
– Signed E. Musk
uprightshark on
Was he moving his lips when he promised?
🤥
Active-Bass4745 on
Shocker.
mootymoots on
He’s being audited guys, come on!!
Tony2030 on
Or how his ear magically regenerated after being hit by a “bullet”.
tdawg-1551 on
Does anyone think they would actually be truthful?
darknekolux on
Show us your beautiful naked body… nah j/k
gcatl on
Cause he’s infrastructure weak
Venturis_Ventis on
His mental health records are probably close to a psycho profiling from Mindhunter.
Vegetable-Source6556 on
One more big Mac, then hev will
.. okay… one more…. etc
ThatIsTheLonging on
I still remember being assured his health was “astonishingly excellent” back in 2016, in language a physician would definitely use.
Frigidevil on
Frustrating that democratic just complain about them things he doesn’t do instead of mocking him for it?
Aww baby trump has more bone spurs just like when he avoided service time? Or is he just a decrepit old man? Oh you’re not? Prove it!
Troll_in_the_Knoll on
Sure is a lucky break for DJT that, as far as the media is concerned, the age and cognitive fitness of the candidates stopped being an important issue after Joe Biden stepped down
nesp12 on
But he has a concept for a plan to release them.
StriderHaryu on
Well, yeah, he forgot he promised.
deJuice_sc on
Maybe it’s because he has herpes?
nigerian-prince-420 on
This is becoming like a madlib.
“Trump promised to (verb) (noun). He didn’t do it.”
Big_Discipline_9666 on
Who gives a shit? Fuck him anyway
KrankyKoot on
Is anyone else afraid that he might die or become so incapacitated before election day and slick willy becomes the choice? Or worse yet he pulls off a 2016 and lasts a few months before his brain totally fries and the Heritage boys and the rest of the puppet masters get what they have been drooling for.
Jusfiq on
Medical records schmedical records. He promised to release his taxes in 2015, except that they were ‘in audit’. An audit that is lasting for nine years?
19610taw3 on
*They want me to release my health records now. I take test. The best tests. I took their cognition tests and I got a high score. The highest score. No one has cognitived more than I have. They say “Mr Trump how do you do so well on the tests?”. No one believes it for some reason. Better than sleepy Joe. Sleepy Joe Biden doesnt even know he’s on the beach. Women … our beautiful women … they love Mr Trump they don’t like Sleepy Joe or laffin comrade Kam-ela. The migrants they’re real happy with China joe. He just lets them eat all the dogs and all the cats and the pets of the people. But not me, I’m sending them all back on day 1. They can find their own Asylums not ours.*
Harry-le-Roy on
No doubt he has a concept of his medical records.
mutant_anomaly on
Is he even medically well enough to remember that promise?
thereverendpuck on
Is he sticking to the bullshit that he’s 215?
bdh2067 on
He shits himself; he spews nonsensical hate; he’s unsure where he is at any given time; he rages at and about women. Yeah, I think the medical record is pretty clear.
SasparillaTango on
Because he’s a liar. He lies. About anything and everything.
He also claimed dozens of times about releasing policy “in about two weeks” that never happened.
mrchris69 on
Then I guess we can add it to the list of things that Trump promised to do and never / won’t do .
Show that he is nearly if not fully unable to hold his bladder and needs diapers and to be wiped (Laura Loomer is being paged as we speak)
Wasnt shot in the ear, likely hit something or a SS agent
Has dementia and other mental weaknesses, can barelt keep it together
Likely a variety of heart problems from a diet of Big Macs
KentuckyWhiteRabbit on
Hey; it’s all in crayon anyway.
MagicSPA on
He’ll release them in about two weeks.
MagicSPA on
They’re under audit.
turb0_encapsulator on
Worth noting: JD Vance hasn’t release his taxes but Tim Walz has.
lrpfftt on
There might be a reason he’s no longer bragging about passing a dementia screening test.
SnivyEyes on
Liar lies and continues to do so.
Canadasaver on
Health records contain height and weight and tRump always lies about those.
TopTransportation695 on
Concept Of A Plan Man – Man of the Year
Cryonaut555 on
I’m not a doctor but I’ll release a report that is 99% more likely to be more accurate than anything Trump might release and has a 90% chance overall of being accurate:
6’0 307 pounds
Cholesterol and blood pressure through the roof.
Narcissistic personality disorder with antisocial and paranoid features, Histrionic personality disorder with borderline features, bipolar disorder, substance use disorder, dementia, coronary artery disease, sarcopenia, possibly ADHD and other issues.
kevycakes68 on
A trump promise, yeah that’s worth its weight in, idk…hot air. I seriously can’t believe we’re still having to deal with his ass. I know there are some people in this country that couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel but never imagined there were so damn many of em. This time around he needs to lose by a big enough margin where he’ll have no other option than to tuck his tail and fade into the sunset and take the GQP with him. When it happens…party at my house.
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Just like:
His taxes
His healthcare plan
His infrastructure plan
His immigration plan
His grades
His Michigan Man of the Year
You mean he lied? I am shocked. Shocked I tell you.
Everyone who has seen him in the lobby with the golf shirt knows he is in perfect health. Are you going to believe a doctor or your own eyes, I thought Vegas had a perfect illustration of Donald’s health.
He promised to do a lot of things. WTF in this article about? The man is a pathological liar and never tells the truth. He’s been doing this his whole life. Trump laughs at the media putting out stories like this, and as always, he still loves the attention. The media are such gullible fools.
Syphilis is an embarrassing disease
They’re being audited so he’s not allowed to release them
He has his concept of medical records.
“Donald is in the best health in health in the galaxy”
– Signed E. Musk
Was he moving his lips when he promised?
🤥
Shocker.
He’s being audited guys, come on!!
Or how his ear magically regenerated after being hit by a “bullet”.
Does anyone think they would actually be truthful?
Show us your beautiful naked body… nah j/k
Cause he’s infrastructure weak
His mental health records are probably close to a psycho profiling from Mindhunter.
One more big Mac, then hev will
.. okay… one more…. etc
I still remember being assured his health was “astonishingly excellent” back in 2016, in language a physician would definitely use.
Frustrating that democratic just complain about them things he doesn’t do instead of mocking him for it?
Aww baby trump has more bone spurs just like when he avoided service time? Or is he just a decrepit old man? Oh you’re not? Prove it!
Sure is a lucky break for DJT that, as far as the media is concerned, the age and cognitive fitness of the candidates stopped being an important issue after Joe Biden stepped down
But he has a concept for a plan to release them.
Well, yeah, he forgot he promised.
Maybe it’s because he has herpes?
This is becoming like a madlib.
“Trump promised to (verb) (noun). He didn’t do it.”
Who gives a shit? Fuck him anyway
Is anyone else afraid that he might die or become so incapacitated before election day and slick willy becomes the choice? Or worse yet he pulls off a 2016 and lasts a few months before his brain totally fries and the Heritage boys and the rest of the puppet masters get what they have been drooling for.
Medical records schmedical records. He promised to release his taxes in 2015, except that they were ‘in audit’. An audit that is lasting for nine years?
*They want me to release my health records now. I take test. The best tests. I took their cognition tests and I got a high score. The highest score. No one has cognitived more than I have. They say “Mr Trump how do you do so well on the tests?”. No one believes it for some reason. Better than sleepy Joe. Sleepy Joe Biden doesnt even know he’s on the beach. Women … our beautiful women … they love Mr Trump they don’t like Sleepy Joe or laffin comrade Kam-ela. The migrants they’re real happy with China joe. He just lets them eat all the dogs and all the cats and the pets of the people. But not me, I’m sending them all back on day 1. They can find their own Asylums not ours.*
No doubt he has a concept of his medical records.
Is he even medically well enough to remember that promise?
Is he sticking to the bullshit that he’s 215?
He shits himself; he spews nonsensical hate; he’s unsure where he is at any given time; he rages at and about women. Yeah, I think the medical record is pretty clear.
Because he’s a liar. He lies. About anything and everything.
He also claimed dozens of times about releasing policy “in about two weeks” that never happened.
Then I guess we can add it to the list of things that Trump promised to do and never / won’t do .
Probably ate them, or [flushed them](https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/08/politics/trump-white-house-notes-toilet-photos-cnntv/index.html)
Because it will-
Show that he is nearly if not fully unable to hold his bladder and needs diapers and to be wiped (Laura Loomer is being paged as we speak)
Wasnt shot in the ear, likely hit something or a SS agent
Has dementia and other mental weaknesses, can barelt keep it together
Likely a variety of heart problems from a diet of Big Macs
Hey; it’s all in crayon anyway.
He’ll release them in about two weeks.
They’re under audit.
Worth noting: JD Vance hasn’t release his taxes but Tim Walz has.
There might be a reason he’s no longer bragging about passing a dementia screening test.
Liar lies and continues to do so.
Health records contain height and weight and tRump always lies about those.
Concept Of A Plan Man – Man of the Year
I’m not a doctor but I’ll release a report that is 99% more likely to be more accurate than anything Trump might release and has a 90% chance overall of being accurate:
6’0 307 pounds
Cholesterol and blood pressure through the roof.
Narcissistic personality disorder with antisocial and paranoid features, Histrionic personality disorder with borderline features, bipolar disorder, substance use disorder, dementia, coronary artery disease, sarcopenia, possibly ADHD and other issues.
A trump promise, yeah that’s worth its weight in, idk…hot air. I seriously can’t believe we’re still having to deal with his ass. I know there are some people in this country that couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel but never imagined there were so damn many of em. This time around he needs to lose by a big enough margin where he’ll have no other option than to tuck his tail and fade into the sunset and take the GQP with him. When it happens…party at my house.