How sick and twisted Putin is, he’s desperate for warm Bodies to fight his war against the innocent people of Ukraine…
PlatypusRare3234 on
If the biggest one is literally the President, I don’t see the difference in putting them in the army.
The shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree
AnalAlchemy on
Something tells me Russia is about to start getting real tough on crime.
KwisatzHaderachPaul on
“You’ve been accused of felony, comrade. Take show trial and Siberian gulag or fight on front lines.”
Krkasdko on
“Allows” to “join”, yeah right.
eaglemaxie on
Russia’s depraved military is not ideal
Turbulent_Advice421 on
What could possibly go wrong?
FreeGums on
Weren’t a majority of them criminals anyway
Q-Zinart on
Trump is a defendant!
Dry_System9339 on
So it was illegal before now?
Fundies900 on
Crime certainly doesn’t pay in Russia
KangarooOk6978 on
Trial by combat
xdr01 on
Hire criminals at gun point to commit war crimes. Putin HR skills
Adept-Mulberry-8720 on
Desperately an evil man!
Bright_Brief4975 on
So, I could take a few gunshots at Putin and just get sent to the military? Wonder what happens if I make it to general?
codesnik on
like, what the point now to make an investigation. Something gets stolen or someone is murdered? Go to the nearest place where hobos or junkies gather or anyone on whom there’s a possible leverage, beat them up, write something to attach them to the case, say that they’re guaranteed to go to prison but just sign there and you’ll go free after “our victory”, and not only there’s a new meat-soldier who goes to the front lines, the case is SOLVED. next!
Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE on
Translation: most of those 133,000 names have fled the country.
doctordryasdust on
It’s clear that they are getting truly desperate. It’s just sad that a lot of people there would now be accused of some “crimes” now.
count023 on
Now he just needs to start calling the frontlines “the wall” and the Donetsk city “castle black” has game of thrones reenactments can begin
octahexxer on
These trials take to long…just shovel them straight to the front.
Roastage on
Totally normal guys, no problems in Russia.
I think the next step is to make ‘immoral’ things actual crimes. Immoral of course being subjective. Then with all the additional prisoners, you send the fighters to fight and everyone else to a camp. Ya know, to keep them concentrated.
cavecricket49 on
Yo this some literal bottom of the barrel shit
Diijkstra99x on
It’s basically a Death Penalty lmao
GodrickTheGoof on
Putin should just go fight for his country on the front lines. Such a little bitch sending so many people to just be slaughtered.
Apprehensive_Air_470 on
Trial by combat
ThisJokeMadeMeSad on
Now, it makes sense that they’ve been looking to criminalize “ideologies.” (Like antiwar)
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How sick and twisted Putin is, he’s desperate for warm Bodies to fight his war against the innocent people of Ukraine…
If the biggest one is literally the President, I don’t see the difference in putting them in the army.
The shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree
Something tells me Russia is about to start getting real tough on crime.
“You’ve been accused of felony, comrade. Take show trial and Siberian gulag or fight on front lines.”
“Allows” to “join”, yeah right.
Russia’s depraved military is not ideal
What could possibly go wrong?
Weren’t a majority of them criminals anyway
Trump is a defendant!
So it was illegal before now?
Crime certainly doesn’t pay in Russia
Trial by combat
Hire criminals at gun point to commit war crimes. Putin HR skills
Desperately an evil man!
So, I could take a few gunshots at Putin and just get sent to the military? Wonder what happens if I make it to general?
like, what the point now to make an investigation. Something gets stolen or someone is murdered? Go to the nearest place where hobos or junkies gather or anyone on whom there’s a possible leverage, beat them up, write something to attach them to the case, say that they’re guaranteed to go to prison but just sign there and you’ll go free after “our victory”, and not only there’s a new meat-soldier who goes to the front lines, the case is SOLVED. next!
Translation: most of those 133,000 names have fled the country.
It’s clear that they are getting truly desperate. It’s just sad that a lot of people there would now be accused of some “crimes” now.
Now he just needs to start calling the frontlines “the wall” and the Donetsk city “castle black” has game of thrones reenactments can begin
These trials take to long…just shovel them straight to the front.
Totally normal guys, no problems in Russia.
I think the next step is to make ‘immoral’ things actual crimes. Immoral of course being subjective. Then with all the additional prisoners, you send the fighters to fight and everyone else to a camp. Ya know, to keep them concentrated.
Yo this some literal bottom of the barrel shit
It’s basically a Death Penalty lmao
Putin should just go fight for his country on the front lines. Such a little bitch sending so many people to just be slaughtered.
Trial by combat
Now, it makes sense that they’ve been looking to criminalize “ideologies.” (Like antiwar)
They are all criminals