Struggling Hardliner Ted Cruz Suddenly Insists He’s Bipartisan

Source: JayyyElite

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  1. Cephalopod_astronaut on

    The only bipartisan thing about Cruz is that Republicans and Democrats hate him in equal measure.

  2. I think he meant bipolar.

    >”Donald, you’re a sniveling coward”. “I am not in the habit of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my father.”

    >”[P]lease make a donation right now to support me and President Trump as we work together to defeat Joe Biden & Save America.”

    >– Ted Cruz, 2016-2024

  3. Imagine if we got rid of Ted Cruz & Donald Trump in the same election… 🙏

    Most of the country would have a collective orgasm! Lol

  4. bayleysgal1996 on

    Right, and I was cheer captain in high school. See, saying things doesn’t make it true. Vote for Allred, fellow Texans

  5. This is a pretty telling sign of how quickly Trump’s brand is becoming politically toxic. A lot of credit should go to Allred for being a very worthy opponent as well.

  6. Yeah, you know he’s sweating reelection when he’s bragging about how he heroically reauthorized FAA funding and renamed a highway with strong bipartisan support.

    Ever since his bid to repeal the ACA flopped and he became Trump’s chief lickspittle in the Senate, all he’s done aside from trying to overthrow the government and podcasting was rename a few post offices.

    I’m just glad he’s finally getting nervous.

  7. 2_Sheds_Jackson on

    “I’m a Canadian that likes to go to Mexico. How much more bipartisan can anyone be?”

  8. LittleBallOfWait on

    >Former GOP House Speaker John Boehner called Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh,” adding, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a b—h in my life.”

    I think Ted Cruz grew his weird beard because a story posted on Reddit said he looked like a soggy vampire in his thigh-length leather jacket. It must have been when he was running last or maybe stumping for Trump in 2020?

  9. If you’re in Texas, vote for Colin Allred. Let’s be done with the Ted Cruz problem

  10. OpenImagination9 on

    Remember the biggest conman ever humiliated his family publicly and all he did was lap it up.

  11. As a person with ethics and principles, I am constantly amazed by the shameless lengths these people will go when they don’t have and principles of their own.

  12. It’s like this guy has made an entire career about being a total shitbag. The fact he bailed and went to Mexico during his states big freeze and people STILL support him is astounding. I’m sorry Texas but you elect some of the worst humans ever.

  13. I do not like that man Ted Cruz,

    I do not like his far-right views.

    I do not like his stupid chin,

    I do not like his smarmy grin.

    I do not like him with a beard,

    I do not like him freshly sheared.

    I do not like Ted Cruz at all,

    That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.

  14. ThorvaldtheTank on

    Cruz is such a fucking rat, it’s unreal. I actually despise him more than Trump.

  15. Young_Lochinvar on

    In 2023, Georgetown University took a look at all Senators on how bipartisan they were.

    Cruz scored 89th.

    Out of 100 Senators, Cruz was amongst the *least* bipartisan.

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