I’m really amused that that’s the actual headline.
NyriasNeo on
“sweating” … who wouldn’t?
“it’s ready to face potential IDF ground op” .. but is it ready to face pagers, walkie-talkies and bombs from sky?
Consistent-Bat-20 on
it looks like he’s hiding in a closet
sogdianus on
Fucked around for so long without consequences, now he’ll finally find out and simply die. Shalom!
hosszufaszoskelemen on
Hezbollah would be turned into mincemeat
OB1KENOB on
Israel should call this **Operation Find Out**
iamtehryan on
Can’t wait for the idiots protesting against Israel for this one and instead are supporting a legit terrorist organization.
kiwinoob99 on
I doubt he will be killed. IDF would likely prefer someone weak and uncharismatic to head heznoballs. this would weaken the group further
Far_Broccoli_8468 on
> Qassem said in a speech from an undisclosed location in Beirut.
Mossad: bahahahahahahahahaah
Longjumping_Whole240 on
>Qassem, who appeared to be sweating profusely throughout his speech,
Must be so hot inside that closet he is hiding in.
GentleSith on
I thought I read **Shitting**. But I read again..
JustBrowsingIt28 on
Well he needs to get in touch with Andrew regarding the sweating.
realKevinNash on
I wonder if a prolonged conflict could make Lebanon rethink its association with Hezbollah. Doubtful as countries seem to never learn but… possible I suppose.
phrostbyt on
the article says Nasrallah’s successor (Nasrallah means “she shat herself” in Russian) is a guy named Hashem, which is ironic because the name HaShem means “the name” in Hebrew. Ha = the, Shem = name.
In Judaism, we’re not supposed to say God’s real name, so religious Jews use euphemisms, and HaShem is the most common one. I’m pretty sure Muslims do the same thing actually.
So if IDF ends up liquidating this terror bitch, it’ll be like killing God
_SummerofGeorge_ on
How about “terrorist organization on edge of collapse”, better title.
Voldemort_Palin2016 on
When you kill the leaders of terrorist geoups especially the rich ones that are hiding that’s when you get changes they have Cush lifestyles that they don’t want to fuck up.
No-State-6384 on
Can’t wait to see the memes that come of that screen cap
Flat-Afternoon-2575 on
The terrorists are being terrorized.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
joe_6699 on
Allah is waiting for him with all the virgins. There is nothing to be afraid of…
Anton338 on
Oblige him.
MikeMurray128 on
Here’s an idea: Acknowledge Israel’s right to exist.
Stop shooting rockets at then.
Abandon terrorism.
I bet it would go a long long way to normalize relations.
umlguru on
All he has to do is order his folks to stop sending missiles, mortars, and drones into Israel. Shouldn’t be that hard. I’m not even going to demand that he stop threatening Israel and Jews around the world.
BTW, when Hezbollah threatens Jewish targets around the globe, anti-Zionism IS antisemitism!
badbadleroybrown69 on
This guy is fucked.
rimshot101 on
Of course he’s sweating. Any household appliance near him could explode at any second including the camera he’s looking into.
Intelligent_Top_328 on
Be ready. You are next.
justbrowsington on
“We are totally ready for a ground incursion, bring it on, we will face you head on!”
-Says the sweaty guy probably hiding in a military bunker in Iran.
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I’m really amused that that’s the actual headline.
“sweating” … who wouldn’t?
“it’s ready to face potential IDF ground op” .. but is it ready to face pagers, walkie-talkies and bombs from sky?
it looks like he’s hiding in a closet
Fucked around for so long without consequences, now he’ll finally find out and simply die. Shalom!
Hezbollah would be turned into mincemeat
Israel should call this **Operation Find Out**
Can’t wait for the idiots protesting against Israel for this one and instead are supporting a legit terrorist organization.
I doubt he will be killed. IDF would likely prefer someone weak and uncharismatic to head heznoballs. this would weaken the group further
> Qassem said in a speech from an undisclosed location in Beirut.
Mossad: bahahahahahahahahaah
>Qassem, who appeared to be sweating profusely throughout his speech,
Must be so hot inside that closet he is hiding in.
I thought I read **Shitting**. But I read again..
Well he needs to get in touch with Andrew regarding the sweating.
I wonder if a prolonged conflict could make Lebanon rethink its association with Hezbollah. Doubtful as countries seem to never learn but… possible I suppose.
the article says Nasrallah’s successor (Nasrallah means “she shat herself” in Russian) is a guy named Hashem, which is ironic because the name HaShem means “the name” in Hebrew. Ha = the, Shem = name.
In Judaism, we’re not supposed to say God’s real name, so religious Jews use euphemisms, and HaShem is the most common one. I’m pretty sure Muslims do the same thing actually.
So if IDF ends up liquidating this terror bitch, it’ll be like killing God
How about “terrorist organization on edge of collapse”, better title.
When you kill the leaders of terrorist geoups especially the rich ones that are hiding that’s when you get changes they have Cush lifestyles that they don’t want to fuck up.
Can’t wait to see the memes that come of that screen cap
The terrorists are being terrorized.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Allah is waiting for him with all the virgins. There is nothing to be afraid of…
Oblige him.
Here’s an idea: Acknowledge Israel’s right to exist.
Stop shooting rockets at then.
Abandon terrorism.
I bet it would go a long long way to normalize relations.
All he has to do is order his folks to stop sending missiles, mortars, and drones into Israel. Shouldn’t be that hard. I’m not even going to demand that he stop threatening Israel and Jews around the world.
BTW, when Hezbollah threatens Jewish targets around the globe, anti-Zionism IS antisemitism!
This guy is fucked.
Of course he’s sweating. Any household appliance near him could explode at any second including the camera he’s looking into.
Be ready. You are next.
“We are totally ready for a ground incursion, bring it on, we will face you head on!”
-Says the sweaty guy probably hiding in a military bunker in Iran.