Childless GOP Candidate Borrows Family for Weird Photo Shoot: Anti-abortion Republican Derrick Anderson, who is running for Virginia’s seventh congressional district, appears to be trying to appeal to women using a bizarre tactic.

Source: LudovicoSpecs

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  1. The spokesman said the video simply showed Anderson “with female supporters and their kids.”

    female
    adjective
    fe·​male ˈfē-ˌmāl
    (1): of, relating to, or being the sex that typically has the capacity to bear young or produce eggs

    There is nothing weirder than calling someone *female* .

  2. gentleman_bronco on

    Imagine that conversation starting…”hey bro, can I cuck you with your whole family as a campaign tactic?”

    These weirdos have some really deep public humiliation kinks.

  3. Gardening_Socialist on

    I wonder if he used the same Rent-a-Family outfit as Lalo Salamanca in *Better Call Saul*.

  4. uncontrollablepoop on

    The article says he lives alone with his dog. I’m going to need proof that dog is still alive.

  5. Ok, let’s set things up in front of the house and

    “No no, the empty lot will be a much more appropriate backdrop. All humans have a hunger for vertical and horizontal expansion”

  6. deepstate_chopra on

    maga is just so fucking bizarre. Their ecosystem is located solely within the uncanny valley

  7. In the 1980s, Paul Trible was campaigning to be re-elected to be Senator in Virginia. His campaign put out a tv ad that included video of him playing a mandolin or some similar instrument. Days later the campaign admitted that Trible didn’t play any instruments.

    Side note: My uncle once got into a fist fight with Paul Trible.

    Side note: My dad once exclaimed to Paul Trible’s wife, “Rosemary, I didn’t know you were pregnant!” She wasn’t.

  8. HallucinogenicFish on

    Republicans: “We’re not weird!”

    Also Republicans: “Hey man, can I borrow your wife and kids for a bit?”

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