New Woolies CEO confirmed to be robot after giving out of office email reply in person



Source: svefn_lemon

7 Comments

  1. “Thank you very much for sharing your thoughts. I’ll be your Freakazoid, come on and wind me up!”

  2. She would struggle at the self-checkout as her cold robotic touch wouldn’t be picked up by the screen

  3. Beast_of_Guanyin on

    More evidence for the pile that CEOs are vastly overpaid.

    She gets paid a hundred times the average salary to do this. Capitalism is a joke.

  4. Significant-Range987 on

    I mean, their margins are not exceptionally high and they sell near 40% of Australia’s groceries. Of course they’re going to make money, that’s a good thing

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