Instead of the person who wants him to lose the war at which time I assume Zelensky would be killed
sgskyview94 on
Everyone with a brain wants Harris to win.
leontes on
Wait till he gets a load of how of I feel
Edit: I got banned from a subreddit /r/YAPms which I’ve never posted at for this joke. Perhaps Trump is a mod there?
RoverTiger on
Yeah, because he wants Ukraine to exist.
NeitherCook5241 on
Maybe we can just give Putin Mar-a-Largo to end the war. Oh Putin already owns it
ImplementDry6632 on
Gee, I wonder why.
Doctathunder on
Yes! Because she isn’t in league with the enemy of his people and nation.
StashedandPainless on
Ya know, for being the avatar of hyper masculine fuck your feelings tough guys everywhere, all this guy ever does is whine about how unfair everything is and how everyone hurts his feelings.
Just_the_nicest_guy on
Imagine that; Ukraine would prefer a US president who is an ally of theirs rather than an ally of Putin. How dare they.
CountryFriedSteak78 on
Yep. The president of Ukraine isn’t a fan of the guy who couldn’t bring himself to say that he wants Ukraine to defeat Russia and their illegal invasion.
Shocking.
Fine-Method5556 on
I mean you tried to blackmail him over some of weapons that helped stall the initial invasion. This shouldn’t be shocking
2-travel-is-2-live on
It’s pretty understandable, considering Trump wants Ukraine to lose the war.
localistand on
“Why won’t my attempted extortion target like me and support me?”
Eatthehamsters69 on
I don’t understand why he wouldn’t prefer the candidate who said something like “Putin is a genius” for invading them, along with constantly bragging about how good friends they are and how strong and powerful he is.
For a ‘strongman’, Trump really seems to come across as a total c*ck when he talks about dictators of totalitarian societies.
Let alone the conspiracy theories that are thriving in the “conservative” media (which also apparently gets funded by RT), where Ukraine bribed Joe and Hunter Biden, and apparently were behind the second assassination attempt, the moscow terrorist attack that US announced like weeks in advance etc.
jbranchau78 on
because of Donald Trump wins, not only are hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians gonna be put to death, so will Zelensky
skitarii_riot on
I suspect he’d be happy with anyone who doesn’t spend half their time sucking up to putin
Jhewitt1111 on
No shit Sherlock.
Travelerdude on
Trump is going to call up Zelenskyy and Putin and say *you gotta make a deal, this is crazy*. Sure. Trump is going to roll over when Putin snaps his fingers and withdraw all support from Ukraine and force Ukraine to give up everything to Putin.
JuiceJones_34 on
No shit. You’ve said for years you wouldn’t support Ukraine in this war lol
Nillavuh on
Awww, poor baby
No-Attitude-6049 on
Whiny little bitch…
Sidwill on
This guy is the world’s most accomplished bitch and moaner he complains constantly just from a human perspective how do his supporters continue to follow such a whiny, self centered man bitch.
arthurdentxxxxii on
He knows that Russia is using their massive resources to try to help him win the election through deception and destabilizing our country.
We all know the thousands of AI posts and Russian bots are in support of Trump.
He would gladly let Russia flatten Ukraine immediately.
xBleedingBluex on
I mean, Zelenskyy’s very existence depends on Kamala winning. Trump would pull all military aid immediately upon winning. Ukraine would be finished.
MyDarlingCaptHolt on
“Oh just because I implied that I would allow Putin to bulldoze Ukraine, now Zelensky doesn’t like me? So unfair! When I become president, I will imprison Zelensky on day one!”
mok000 on
Dude, you don’t support Ukraine, they don’t support you. Makes perfect sense.
StashedandPainless on
>The Republican candidate added that if he wins the election, “the first thing I’m gonna do is call up Zelenskyy and call up President Putin and I’m gonna say, ‘You gotta make a deal, this is crazy.’”
This man is just so fucking stupid. A brutal war that has killed tens of thousands has been raging for almost 3 years. The war is being fought over territorial and identity issues that stretch back centuries. To Putin, it is his lifes work, his legacy. To Zelensky, its existential. Its his country’s very existence, and its his and his own family’s safety. But yeah, all they need to do is talk! Can’t believe nobody thought of this brilliant idea until now! If they just got in a room together maybe they could make a deal to build a beautiful fantastic hotel in Kiev!
He is such a narcissist he thinks that every fart that pops into his head is the most unique and brilliant thought anyone has ever had. god I just can’t wait until this motherfucker is banished to the dust bin of history where he belongs. We are so close to a time where this man’s idiotic thoughts aren’t front page news.
Bullymongodoggo on
“I don’t understand why the guy I’ve tried to fuck over in the past, and will fuck over if I’m elected, wants my opponent, who fully supports him and his country, to win this election” – trump. What a dumbass
Orion14159 on
“The guy I extorted for help in the last election doesn’t want me to win this election!! What’s his problem??”
Previous_Dog9056 on
Every sane country leader wants that
PhotonArmy on
I mean… Trump is the one who let Russia put 250,000 troops on the border without any pushback… and Trump is the one who then used the fact 250,000 Russians were on the border to try to extort felony campaign contributions from Zelensky.
But ya know, dementia don is having a tough time processing.
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Instead of the person who wants him to lose the war at which time I assume Zelensky would be killed
Everyone with a brain wants Harris to win.
Wait till he gets a load of how of I feel
Edit: I got banned from a subreddit /r/YAPms which I’ve never posted at for this joke. Perhaps Trump is a mod there?
Yeah, because he wants Ukraine to exist.
Maybe we can just give Putin Mar-a-Largo to end the war. Oh Putin already owns it
Gee, I wonder why.
Yes! Because she isn’t in league with the enemy of his people and nation.
Ya know, for being the avatar of hyper masculine fuck your feelings tough guys everywhere, all this guy ever does is whine about how unfair everything is and how everyone hurts his feelings.
Imagine that; Ukraine would prefer a US president who is an ally of theirs rather than an ally of Putin. How dare they.
Yep. The president of Ukraine isn’t a fan of the guy who couldn’t bring himself to say that he wants Ukraine to defeat Russia and their illegal invasion.
Shocking.
I mean you tried to blackmail him over some of weapons that helped stall the initial invasion. This shouldn’t be shocking
It’s pretty understandable, considering Trump wants Ukraine to lose the war.
“Why won’t my attempted extortion target like me and support me?”
I don’t understand why he wouldn’t prefer the candidate who said something like “Putin is a genius” for invading them, along with constantly bragging about how good friends they are and how strong and powerful he is.
For a ‘strongman’, Trump really seems to come across as a total c*ck when he talks about dictators of totalitarian societies.
Let alone the conspiracy theories that are thriving in the “conservative” media (which also apparently gets funded by RT), where Ukraine bribed Joe and Hunter Biden, and apparently were behind the second assassination attempt, the moscow terrorist attack that US announced like weeks in advance etc.
because of Donald Trump wins, not only are hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians gonna be put to death, so will Zelensky
I suspect he’d be happy with anyone who doesn’t spend half their time sucking up to putin
No shit Sherlock.
Trump is going to call up Zelenskyy and Putin and say *you gotta make a deal, this is crazy*. Sure. Trump is going to roll over when Putin snaps his fingers and withdraw all support from Ukraine and force Ukraine to give up everything to Putin.
No shit. You’ve said for years you wouldn’t support Ukraine in this war lol
Awww, poor baby
Whiny little bitch…
This guy is the world’s most accomplished bitch and moaner he complains constantly just from a human perspective how do his supporters continue to follow such a whiny, self centered man bitch.
He knows that Russia is using their massive resources to try to help him win the election through deception and destabilizing our country.
We all know the thousands of AI posts and Russian bots are in support of Trump.
He would gladly let Russia flatten Ukraine immediately.
I mean, Zelenskyy’s very existence depends on Kamala winning. Trump would pull all military aid immediately upon winning. Ukraine would be finished.
“Oh just because I implied that I would allow Putin to bulldoze Ukraine, now Zelensky doesn’t like me? So unfair! When I become president, I will imprison Zelensky on day one!”
Dude, you don’t support Ukraine, they don’t support you. Makes perfect sense.
>The Republican candidate added that if he wins the election, “the first thing I’m gonna do is call up Zelenskyy and call up President Putin and I’m gonna say, ‘You gotta make a deal, this is crazy.’”
This man is just so fucking stupid. A brutal war that has killed tens of thousands has been raging for almost 3 years. The war is being fought over territorial and identity issues that stretch back centuries. To Putin, it is his lifes work, his legacy. To Zelensky, its existential. Its his country’s very existence, and its his and his own family’s safety. But yeah, all they need to do is talk! Can’t believe nobody thought of this brilliant idea until now! If they just got in a room together maybe they could make a deal to build a beautiful fantastic hotel in Kiev!
He is such a narcissist he thinks that every fart that pops into his head is the most unique and brilliant thought anyone has ever had. god I just can’t wait until this motherfucker is banished to the dust bin of history where he belongs. We are so close to a time where this man’s idiotic thoughts aren’t front page news.
“I don’t understand why the guy I’ve tried to fuck over in the past, and will fuck over if I’m elected, wants my opponent, who fully supports him and his country, to win this election” – trump. What a dumbass
“The guy I extorted for help in the last election doesn’t want me to win this election!! What’s his problem??”
Every sane country leader wants that
I mean… Trump is the one who let Russia put 250,000 troops on the border without any pushback… and Trump is the one who then used the fact 250,000 Russians were on the border to try to extort felony campaign contributions from Zelensky.
But ya know, dementia don is having a tough time processing.
Every non stupid person whats Harris to win