Ah yes, very simple. The package includes a state of the art shovel as send off gift, and a 2 week vacation in Kursk
SuccessionWarFan on
Even if they’re not sent to the frontlines and just get to live in Russia, I’m pretty sure they’re not going to be happy there.
npquest on
Moving to Russia for the West is extremely dangerous… At any moment they may consider you a spy and imprison you or worse. Just like that Texas guy who moved to Donbas, was on Russian TV advocating for Russia and then, one day, was tortured and killed because few guys considered him to be a spy.
Worth_Ad22 on
I don’t see anything wrong with this.
As the matter of fact, it’s one of my dreams to send every Western vatnik to russia. Especially the streamers and bloggers and stuff, expecting to see them continue posting every day.
Wouldn’t that be funny? That’d be the best reality TV ever.
SG_MrYandao on
Edited caption: “Russia expedites meat-grinder process using foreign-sourced cannon fodder”
Angry_Belgian on
Free vacation in Kursk and if you don’t want to go they have an excellent offer in Siberia.
MyaltforMJ on
Straight to the front lines
gelatineous on
That’s like a voluntary hostage scheme for idiots.
Kannigget on
Any Westerner who moves to Russia will quickly regret it and wish they were back in the West.
>The conservative Christian couple from Canada made the bold move to relocate their large family of 10 to Russia to escape LGBT ideology.
>However, their hopes of starting anew quickly turned into a nightmare upon arrival in Russia as their bank accounts, filled with the proceeds from selling their rural Canadian farm, were unexpectedly frozen due to “suspicious” activity, leaving them stranded and helpless in a country where they couldn’t speak the language.
>Anneesa’s frustration boiled over, leading to a regrettable outburst against their new home, which only worsened their situation when Kremlin officials took offense. In a since-deleted YouTube video, the mom of eight said she was “very disappointed in this country at this point.”
spider0804 on
They keep torturing and killing Americans dumb enough to go over there yet there will still be some who are dumber still.
dwilliams202261 on
Western values, I think that means we can send the maga ppl since the are in opposition of western values.
MoarMagpies on
Please take all the Qtards from Canada.
GarlicThread on
Remember the true reasons for this:
* NATO citizens and allies -> hostages for prisoner swaps
* Others -> cannon fodder in Ukraine
rotates-potatoes on
Can we start a gofundme to help MAGA types make the move?
nim_opet on
Please take them all in.
Suns_Funs on
Soviet Union did the same thing. There were also jokes about this shit in the same way they are now:
>Two brothers, John, and Bob, who lived in America and were members of the communist party, decided to emigrate to the USSR. Even though they didn’t believe the American media’s negative reports on the conditions in the USSR, they decided to exercise caution. First, only John would go to Russia to test the waters. If, contrary to the media reports, the living conditions would be found good, and the reports about persecutions by the KGB false, than John would write a letter to Bob using black ink whose color would signify that the letter is to be taken at face value. If, though, the situation in the USSR happened to be bad, and John would be afraid of writing the truth, he would use red ink thus indicating that whatever he says in the letter must not be believed.
>In three months John sent his first report. It was in black ink and read, “Dear brother Bob! I’m so happy here! It’s a beautiful country, I enjoy complete freedom, and high standard of living. All the capitalist press wrote was lies. Everything is readily available! There is only one small thing of which there’s shortage, namely red ink.”
lokozar on
Good, gather all the nutjobs in one place. Very convenient.
craigslist_hedonist on
putin getting all Hotel California over here…
AyeYoTek on
Wasn’t there a story this week about Russian soldiers torturing a man who came from the west to help them?
katt_vantar on
The new season of squid game seems lit
wRm_ on
I will do my best to assist any of them to move to Russia
Kuhbar on
Ship Tim Pool over first.
GullibleCupcake6115 on
Hey MAGA: Here you go!! See ya!! ✌️
raul_lebeau on
Russian simplied immigration rules:
If you are male, just show yourself in fighting zone. Lube Is not provided, please bring a bottle with you of you for when you will raped and tortured to death by your comrades.
Women, please be fertile to be forcefully impregnated.
kuda-stonk on
They already deployed a few of the morons who tried to move there…
f12345abcde on
I call this a win for every one 👏👏👏
peniseend on
How is the donbass cowboy doing?
DenseVegetable2581 on
Take Tulsi, Gaetz, MTG and bottom bitch Tucker first
Blackboard_Monitor on
The faster the people who want to move to Russia move there the better for everyone, unless they get conscripted, then it won’t be great for the meat popsicles.
Dimosa on
More meat for the meatcubes.
ArtisticButterfly on
That didn’t seem to work out for the last couple guys
NotYourSweatBusiness on
I assume they want to make them legal russian citizens faster as well so that they can force recruit them in Russian army.
Limp-Ad-2939 on
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Russia is doing this to stymie their demographic collapse.
Fact-Adept on
Finally we can send all stupid people to the same place, I always thought of an island, but Russia will also work
szornyu on
Everyone to where it belongs. Russia will be grand for them…
Affectionate-Sky-751 on
They can be sent to the front and fight for their “freedoms”
CluckingBellend on
Yep, if you don’t like it in a western democracy, piss off to Russia: they are welcome to you.
Circuitmaniac on
Hopefully there will be big wave coming in after 5 Nov.
PixelatedDie on
Russia is like if twitter was a country.
Baron_Saturn on
Russia: “We are running out of cannon fodder”
Mitrovarr on
Ah, so that’s how they’re planning on expanding their military.
Mushroom_Tip on
Maybe Western countries can crowdfund one-way tickets for every person who is incompatible with our values????
crc_73 on
Is this a part of the upcoming mobilisation effort…?
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>”…priority of the spiritual over the material”.
Translation: All your USD$$ are mine now.
Ah yes, very simple. The package includes a state of the art shovel as send off gift, and a 2 week vacation in Kursk
Even if they’re not sent to the frontlines and just get to live in Russia, I’m pretty sure they’re not going to be happy there.
Moving to Russia for the West is extremely dangerous… At any moment they may consider you a spy and imprison you or worse. Just like that Texas guy who moved to Donbas, was on Russian TV advocating for Russia and then, one day, was tortured and killed because few guys considered him to be a spy.
I don’t see anything wrong with this.
As the matter of fact, it’s one of my dreams to send every Western vatnik to russia. Especially the streamers and bloggers and stuff, expecting to see them continue posting every day.
Wouldn’t that be funny? That’d be the best reality TV ever.
Edited caption: “Russia expedites meat-grinder process using foreign-sourced cannon fodder”
Free vacation in Kursk and if you don’t want to go they have an excellent offer in Siberia.
Straight to the front lines
That’s like a voluntary hostage scheme for idiots.
Any Westerner who moves to Russia will quickly regret it and wish they were back in the West.
[Conservative Family ‘Disappointed’ After Moving To Russia To Escape LGBTQ Ideology](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/conservative-family-disappointed-moving-russia-001517915.html)
>The conservative Christian couple from Canada made the bold move to relocate their large family of 10 to Russia to escape LGBT ideology.
>However, their hopes of starting anew quickly turned into a nightmare upon arrival in Russia as their bank accounts, filled with the proceeds from selling their rural Canadian farm, were unexpectedly frozen due to “suspicious” activity, leaving them stranded and helpless in a country where they couldn’t speak the language.
>Anneesa’s frustration boiled over, leading to a regrettable outburst against their new home, which only worsened their situation when Kremlin officials took offense. In a since-deleted YouTube video, the mom of eight said she was “very disappointed in this country at this point.”
They keep torturing and killing Americans dumb enough to go over there yet there will still be some who are dumber still.
Western values, I think that means we can send the maga ppl since the are in opposition of western values.
Please take all the Qtards from Canada.
Remember the true reasons for this:
* NATO citizens and allies -> hostages for prisoner swaps
* Others -> cannon fodder in Ukraine
Can we start a gofundme to help MAGA types make the move?
Please take them all in.
Soviet Union did the same thing. There were also jokes about this shit in the same way they are now:
>Two brothers, John, and Bob, who lived in America and were members of the communist party, decided to emigrate to the USSR. Even though they didn’t believe the American media’s negative reports on the conditions in the USSR, they decided to exercise caution. First, only John would go to Russia to test the waters. If, contrary to the media reports, the living conditions would be found good, and the reports about persecutions by the KGB false, than John would write a letter to Bob using black ink whose color would signify that the letter is to be taken at face value. If, though, the situation in the USSR happened to be bad, and John would be afraid of writing the truth, he would use red ink thus indicating that whatever he says in the letter must not be believed.
>In three months John sent his first report. It was in black ink and read, “Dear brother Bob! I’m so happy here! It’s a beautiful country, I enjoy complete freedom, and high standard of living. All the capitalist press wrote was lies. Everything is readily available! There is only one small thing of which there’s shortage, namely red ink.”
Good, gather all the nutjobs in one place. Very convenient.
putin getting all Hotel California over here…
Wasn’t there a story this week about Russian soldiers torturing a man who came from the west to help them?
The new season of squid game seems lit
I will do my best to assist any of them to move to Russia
Ship Tim Pool over first.
Hey MAGA: Here you go!! See ya!! ✌️
Russian simplied immigration rules:
If you are male, just show yourself in fighting zone. Lube Is not provided, please bring a bottle with you of you for when you will raped and tortured to death by your comrades.
Women, please be fertile to be forcefully impregnated.
They already deployed a few of the morons who tried to move there…
I call this a win for every one 👏👏👏
How is the donbass cowboy doing?
Take Tulsi, Gaetz, MTG and bottom bitch Tucker first
The faster the people who want to move to Russia move there the better for everyone, unless they get conscripted, then it won’t be great for the meat popsicles.
More meat for the meatcubes.
That didn’t seem to work out for the last couple guys
I assume they want to make them legal russian citizens faster as well so that they can force recruit them in Russian army.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Russia is doing this to stymie their demographic collapse.
Finally we can send all stupid people to the same place, I always thought of an island, but Russia will also work
Everyone to where it belongs. Russia will be grand for them…
They can be sent to the front and fight for their “freedoms”
Yep, if you don’t like it in a western democracy, piss off to Russia: they are welcome to you.
Hopefully there will be big wave coming in after 5 Nov.
Russia is like if twitter was a country.
Russia: “We are running out of cannon fodder”
Ah, so that’s how they’re planning on expanding their military.
Maybe Western countries can crowdfund one-way tickets for every person who is incompatible with our values????
Is this a part of the upcoming mobilisation effort…?