*To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy air government have been capping not just now, but for a long time.*
*A few of you may remember when they said there’ll be no Fanum tax under the government I lead.*
*They’re capaholics. They’re also yapaholics.*
*They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians – just put the fries in the bag, lil bro!*
*They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14.*
*If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on board.*
*Chat, is this prime minister serious? Even though he’s the prime minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio.*
*I would be taking a L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA, gas and services, tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dog water opposition, or a crossbench that will mock both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura.*
*Skibidi.*
Pipeline-Kill-Time on
>To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy air government have been capping not just now, but for a long time.
You left like, a month ago. And now suddenly you’ve hated Labor’s policies for a long time? Absolute grifter.
RA3236 on
Not exactly sure what the thought process here was to be perfectly honest.
No-Cauliflower8890 on
I don’t like Fatima Payman but I did get a good laugh. Especially at the Guardian trying and failing to transcribe.
WongsAngryAnus on
Funny stuff from the member for Gaza. You justlove to see it.
Bet Albo is wondering if maybe Islam was right about women all along?
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The speech in text form:
*To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy air government have been capping not just now, but for a long time.*
*A few of you may remember when they said there’ll be no Fanum tax under the government I lead.*
*They’re capaholics. They’re also yapaholics.*
*They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians – just put the fries in the bag, lil bro!*
*They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14.*
*If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on board.*
*Chat, is this prime minister serious? Even though he’s the prime minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio.*
*I would be taking a L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA, gas and services, tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dog water opposition, or a crossbench that will mock both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura.*
*Skibidi.*
>To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy air government have been capping not just now, but for a long time.
You left like, a month ago. And now suddenly you’ve hated Labor’s policies for a long time? Absolute grifter.
Not exactly sure what the thought process here was to be perfectly honest.
I don’t like Fatima Payman but I did get a good laugh. Especially at the Guardian trying and failing to transcribe.
Funny stuff from the member for Gaza. You justlove to see it.
Bet Albo is wondering if maybe Islam was right about women all along?